Shooting For SpermPublished by Runteldat on Tuesday, June 23, 2009 at 12:17 am.
In “you are nastier than sin news,” word is that some woman is selling the semen of pro athletes to [desperate] women who yearn to have a baby by a baller. Or better yet collect child support from one.
It seems she’s collected the sperm of a dozen athletes and is ready to sell off her collection to the highest bidder.
According to the sperm pimp’s Web site, she’s already sold to two women who inseminated themselves and have gone on to collect child support payments in the give figure range.
Here’s a thought: Go get a job. Even Kim Porter had one.
Still interested in taking the ‘you are the father approach’ to success? Well you’re in luck, the woman claims to have NBA All Stars and even an Olympian in her inventory.If you’re wondering how this woman got the kids of the pros, she allegedly collected samples from used condoms and then had them frozen.
I can’t. That’s nasty. Please be a lie. No woman could be that desperate, could they?