O.J. Is ScaredPublished by Runteldat on Monday, July 27, 2009 at 11:50 am.
I guess news of O.J. Simpson losing it in jail suggests that we’re supposed to start feeling some sympathy for him, but I don’t feel an ounce of it.
According to the National Enquirer, Simpson is terrified his cellmate is plotting to take revenge on him for his [alleged] role in murder of his ex-wife Nicole Simpson-Brown.
Insert your own Johnnie Cochran reference here.
Anyhow, according to the Enquirer, O.J. has told his people, “My cellmate is nuts. He’s a killer, and he hates me. He told me that he is in prison for murder and rape, and he hates my guts because I got away with murdering my ex-wife. He’s told me he is going to strangle me in my sleep the first chance he gets.”
Friends of the football player turned cellmate are concerned.
An insider says, “I think O.J. is finally losing it. If he has to stay in prison for a long time, he won’t make it.”
Well, he shouldn’t have fallen for that trap that laid for him last year.
Oh well, the only juice I cut for these days go by the names of Simply, Minute Maid, Tropicana, and “insert your brand of choice here.”