It Takes $3,000 To Hang with Joe JacksonPublished by Runteldat on Friday, October 16, 2009 at 11:50 am.
Have you wanted to learn how to properly back hand a child?
Or have you said to yourself, “Self, I need to get my babies singing and dancing” but didn’t know how to take it to the next level? Or have you ever simply thought “Man, that Joe Jackson sure is a likable guy. I wonder what it would be like to hang with him.”
If you’ve answered yes to any of these questions what’s wrong with you you’re in luck – you have the opportunity of a lifetime.
Papa Joe is selling what he calls a Platinum VIP package. If you partake in his package deal, you’ll get a chance to watch Michael Jackson’s upcoming concert film, This Is It, with Mr. Jackson himself in Vegas.
Oh and the deal doesn’t just stop there. No, you’ll get an autographed copy of his book, Joseph Jackson: Man In The Mirror, Father of the First Family of Music,” along with dinner with Joe, pictures with Joe, plus a hotel room and your own invite to the opening night party at the Palms Casino Resort Blue Moon Club.
All this for the low price of $3,000. With a sale like that you sure better not be tardy for the party.
To those of you who say, “How can he continue exploiting his son this way?” I say to you Joe’s gotta eat. Might as well let some Jackson stan pick up the tab.