There’s a Black woman claiming to have put Tiger Woods to bed.

Given Tiger is more of the blond and blonder type I’m a bit skeptical.

Here’s the story:

The woman, using her middle name Denise, called into radio station 99.1 FM KGGI in the Inland Empire, San Bernardino, CA area around 5:15 pm and claimed she had met Tiger in Hawaii while on vacation and had sex with him two times.

Denise said the first time she had sex with Tiger, he was not married, but the second time he was and expressed to her that he was not happy with wife Elin and that she had a bad temper.

Denise did not want to use her real name or speak to news publications because she claimed she did not want to dishonor her family; however, she wanted the radio listeners to known that Tiger did not just pursue white women.

Also she wanted people to know Tiger did not just seek out waitresses and escorts, and she is currently a Cal State San Bernardino student graduating in the spring with a Bachelor’s Degree in Criminal Justice.

Tiger Woods getting it in with a chick of the Negrodian persuasion sounds about as likely as Santa Claus being caught feeling up Mary in a manger.

If this woman is getting her bachelor’s in Criminal Justice then she must know the penalty for lying.

Sorry folks, but she needs more people – preferably paler ones. This is Tiger Woods we’re talking about.

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