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Diddy Sued For A Trillion Dollars
Published by Runteldat on Friday, January 28, 2011 at 2:00 pm.
Let some people tell it, Diddy ruined Jerome’s life, sent Da Band’s Dylan to Mars, and stole Pam from Total’s activator and royalties.
But of all the silly allegations leveled against the rap mogul, him taking down the World Trade Center has got to top the list.
In a new trillion-dollar lawsuit, a woman by the name of Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks claims Diddy, Kim Porter, and Rodney King caused the collapse of the World Trade Center.
She also claims that she dated Diddy and that they have a son together named Cornelius Wilson, now 23-years-old.
More about the suit via Radar Online:
She alleges that she has been subjected to abuse from 2001 – 2010 and that: “[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. he put my baby in a wheelchair.”
Valerie then goes on to say in her statement that is riddled with spelling and punctuation errors: “He date raped me 24 years ago and knocked me down him and Kim Porter and Wallace Wright, then Sean Combs and Kim and Wallace Wright came back 18 years later and raped and sexually abused my children and knocked my children down and crushed me and my children daily.
“Plus I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P. Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I heard he gave it to Gwen Allen to hold but she can not cash it in. I want my chip please help me. it’s well worth over 100 zillions of dollars, and my hospital keys. They put me and my baby in the hospital and broke my baby 2 legs and sexual assaulted my children and crushed us.”
Valerie is requesting a cool $900 billion dollars in child support, and $100 billion dollars for “loss of income.”
This is a limited edition kind of crazy. If I would Diddy I’d send her a bottle of coconut Ciroc and a bus map with a mental health clinic and church marked.
