Don’t Ask Rihanna About That Night With Ashton KutcherPublished by Natasha Fierce on Thursday, March 29, 2012 at 9:55 am.
A British reporter finally dared to ask what we all want to know, when she wondered aloud at a press conference for Battleship if Rihanna would be taking Ashton Kutcher to the film’s upcoming premiere. The saucy star put the scribe in place by shaking her head disgustedly and shaming the reporter with, “Wow, how disappointing was that question?”
Giving the reporter the ultimate side-eye, Ri then replied, “I’m happy and I’m single, if that’s what you’re really asking.”
Um, nooo Miss Ri. What the inquiring mind really wanted to know is, are you or are you not knockin’ boots with Ashton? Her non-answer wrapped in a distraction can only lead us to believe yes.
Sorry, Demi. We know you were looking for a solid “Hell Naw” there.
Check out the priceless video: