Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries: It’s War!Published by Natasha Fierce on Thursday, April 5, 2012 at 10:00 am.
How many times have you seen that headline above screaming at you from the cover of a tabloid? But this time, they really mean it. While Kris Humphries sits around stroking an invisible white cat and hatching evil plots to humiliate Kim Kardashian, the reality star is scrambling to derail his worst one yet: to televise their divorce proceedings.
Yup, that’s right. A “source” (likely K-Humps himself, let’s be honest) says Kris Humphries is arguing to a judge that since the former couple got married in front of cameras, they should get divorced in front of ‘em too.
“Kris thinks it’s somewhat ironic that Kim doesn’t want cameras in the courtroom for the proceedings. What is Kim so afraid of? For someone that has filmed and documented her life for her reality shows you wouldn’t think she is going to fight so hard to not have cameras there,” the source says, quite logically. “Kris just wants the truth to come out about what happened during their marriage, period. Kris’ attorney will argue that cameras should be in the courtroom because Kim has chosen to live her life in the public eye, and the divorce trial shouldn’t be off limits.”
It’s a move so maliciously brilliant, we’re surprised Kris Jenner isn’t behind it.
Humphries The “source” adds one last jab: “If Kim would stop engaging in such childish and selfish behavior she would be a much happier person and Kris is relieved that the marriage ended and she is out of his life, he truly has moved on.”
Yes, Kris, it’s clear you’ve moved on. Though, we’re not mad at the idea. It’s must-see-television at it’s dirty best, and Humps stands to get a lot more than ten percent.