Contributor: Carrie Blackshaw
In more give-me-a-break news, Spencer Pratt, the I’m-famous-for-being-in-a-pretend-marriage-with-a-reality-star guy, calls his “wife” Heidi Montag the “white Beyonce.” In a blog interview, he says that he’ll be bigger than Diddy, while Heidi is a much more talented singer than Beyonce.
Spencer tells Complex, he’s the “white Jay-Z,” while Heidi is “a little bit more than the white Beyonce. Beyonce had to be built by a group like Destiny’s Child, but Heidi shines solo. I’ll actually give you an exclusive: I could guarantee you Speidi’s [Spencer and Heidi’s] ‘Bonnie & Clyde’ version is going to stunt on Jay and B’s version.”
Boy, sit down.
Ah, yes. I remember this rumor quite well. Brothas were upset when the streets heard that Rihanna was dating Shia Lebeouf. In an interview with Playboy magazine, he talks about how there was only one date, no chemistry, but the two remain friends.
He says he was stunned when she tried to get in touch with him. “(I was) filming a sword fight when I got the message. I said to myself ‘Can this be my life’” he said.
They set up a dinner date, but “it never got beyond one date. The spark wasn’t there. We weren’t passionate about each other in that way, so we remain friends.”
OK, so maybe it’s time to let the whole is she or is she not pregant thing go with Mariah Carey. Ever since she and Nick Cannon said “I do,” folks have been trying to put a baby in her belly. Now that her new movie “Push” has premiered at Cannes and is getting all types of crazy-good-buzz (“Glitter,” what?), folks are looking at her abdominals a little carefully.
Let’s back away from the EPT and let them announce to us when they’re with child, shall we?