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Ray J just took Kim Kardashian all the way back to 2003, ironically over a tweet the reality vixen blasted out to put the past behind her.

It all started when KK decided to swim to the deep end of the pool, tweeting: “Keep your life in a positive perspective. We are not defined by our pasts.”

Later, Kim’s co-star in her breakthrough role, Ray J, RT’ed the quote and added his own commentary: “LOL!”

We would probably go as far as ROTFL, but well put, Ray J. Later, when Ray was questioned about the clearly-mocking retweet on radio station Power 106, he threw a few more logs in the fire.

“I felt like it was real, what [Kim Kardashian tweeted]. I kinda laughed about it, ’cause it was 100,” he said, we imagine as he tried his hardest to surpress his laughter. He then added some words of fake support to Kim and her new man Kanye West. “I wish ‘em the best. Life is a roller-coaster, so you never know what’s gonna happen. But I wish ‘em the best, much success to both of ‘em.”

It’s worth mentioning here that Ray came to blows with Fabolous last September over some off-the-cuff Twitter comments.

Perhaps realizing he can’t fight Yeezy and his entire white-gold-knuckled posse, Ray later clarified the tone of his statement. “I don’t want people to take [this] any kind of way,” he said. “I’m just havin’ fun.”

It’s hard not to read into Ray’s LOL after he basically took credit (rightly so) for creating the multi-million dollar brand that is Kim Kardashian today. In his Love, Sex and Hip Hop DVD, he dropped a less subliminal message: “I will put it like this, I don’t hang with stars, I create stars,” he said, adding, “Kim was created.”

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How does Kanye love Kim? We’ve lost count of the ways.

After coordinating outfits, swapping cars and parading their affection in front of the cameras, Kanye West brought his love for Kim Kardashian full circle by name-checking her during a song at his Atlantic City concert this weekend. It was “Way Too Cold” (f.k.a. “Theraflu”), the song Yeezy used to first come clean about his feelings, and this time he left out all ambiguity by referring to her by name.

“I admit I fell in love with Kim,” West rapped during his solo show, which earned rave reviews from the crowd, while Kim and her BFF-slash-publicist Jonathan Cheban danced in the VIP section. He later shouted to the crowd, “If you love someone tonight…hold on real tight!” at which point Kim grinned and hugged herself.

Kanye looks happier than we’ve ever seen him and Kim…and she looks good modeling his gazillion dollar sneakers.

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Kim Kardashian seems to have finally achieved her goal of cracking into Beyoncé’s inner circle. The two were spotted laughing and dancing together at Jay-Z and Kanye West’s concert in Birmingham, UK. A concert-goer (we’d bet a million dollars we know who) snapped pictures them looking too cozy for our comfort and fed them to RadarOnline.com.

Who knows what kind of horse trading Kris Jenner had to do to pull this one off, or if the Kardashian clans recent sit-down with Oprah Winfrey lent Kim enough credibility to be seen with Queen Bey, but we’d like this unholy union to stop. Now, please.

Bey’s fans agree. “Beyoncé and Kim Kardashian in the same picture let alone the same sentence is tragic,” one fan tweeted, while another wrote, “if your role model is Kim Kardashian, I can’t take you seriously, Beyoncé is a way better role model. She’s respectful of herself.”

Radar has an “insider” source (president of Bey’s fan club?) who says, “Kim Kardashian is not the sort of girlfriend that Beyoncé fans envision the new mother having.” Another tells Radar, “Beyoncé has an air of class and sophistication to her, while Kim is famous because of a sex tape and a failed marriage.”

We know Bey has been on a lettuce-only diet so maybe the malnutrition has gotten to her, but please, our our sake, eat a steak and put your house back in order girl!

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Kanye West is ready to create a Lil’ Yeezy with girlfriend Kim Kardashian, according to Us Weekly. The gossip rag quotes a number of sources who claim West is ready to make an honest woman out of the reality star, and that the couple of barely three months (officially, anyway) are ready to take things to the next level.

“They’re seriously talking marriage. And yes, she would [accept his proposal],” a friend of Kanye’s tells Us. “They are the real deal. I’ve never seen her like this.”

“Kanye says he can’t wait to see her carrying his child,” another source revealed. “He says she will look beautiful pregnant.”

Hopefully the lovebirds will at least wait til Kim’s divorce from NBA player Kris Humphries is finalized before returning to the crime scene altar with West, but we know better than to assume logical heads will prevail…especially when it occurs to Kris Jenner how much Baby Kim-ye photos could be worth.

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Is there trouble in domestic paradise for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West? If you believe the rumors (and who doesn’t?), Team Kanye is ready to stage a mutiny against the reality star.

The National Enquirer is reporting that, first of all, Kim and Kanye are shacking up (Kim did just put her house up for sale), and that Kanye’s army of assistants, housekeepers, drivers and bodyguards are tired of dealing with Kimmy’s diva demands.

“Kim has completely taken over Kanye’s household and is driving the staff crazy with her seemingly endless lists of tasks,” a source told tabloid. “She’s setting the ground rules from the start,” said the source. “Kim wants a fresh start with Kanye. And these days, what Kim wants, Kim gets – even if it makes everyone around her crazy.”

Among her offenses: Kim is using Kanye’s security staff to shadow her on shopping trips and carry her bags, she’s told the household staff she wants fresh flowers everyday, at a cost of hundreds of dollars, and she will eat only fruit or veggies that are bought the same day.

Why do we get the feeling some of this stuff actually turns Kanye on?

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She’s not known to be much of a bottle-popper, but is alcohol-free Kim Kardashian looking for another way to ease her pain?

RadarOnline.com is reporting that Kanye West’s lady love has developed a taste for Valium and sleeping pills, and her sister Khloe Kardashian is ready to sound the alarm.

“She’s freaking everyone out right now,” an insider told Australia’s NW magazine. “She’s taking Valium and sleeping pills. The last time she self-medicated was when she split from Reggie Bush [two years ago,] when everything felt impossible.”

The source adds, “Khloé’s really freaked out by it: she found a bottle of pills and knew straight away what Kim was doing.” According to the report, Khloe has given Kim an ultimatum: flush the stash within three weeks or she’ll tell mom-ager Kris Jenner and boyfriend Kanye West about it.

Apparently, Kim’s painful split from Kris Humphries and the ensuing media backlash has driven her to self-medicate.

So, is Kim headed to Promises or is this a stunt to get on Celebrity Rehab?

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His chances at a championship ring are looking pretty bleak, so Kris Humphries is going for the next best thing. The New Jersey Brooklyn Nets player is demanding his ex-wife Kim Kardashian return the 20-carat ring he “bought” her, saying he “can’t fathom” why Kim would want to keep the rock now that the couple’s 72-day marriage is kaput.

”Remember, Kim filed for divorce. Kris paid for that ring, and he just can’t fathom why Kim would want to keep it. It’s not like she is ever going to wear it again,” a source tells RadarOnline.com. ”Kris realises that with Kim it’s all about material objects and she truly treasures things over people in her life.”

The ring is just the latest piece of booty Kris is trying to get back from Kim. He also wants to know what up with the $325,000 Ferrari gifted to the couple by a Malaysian businessman, and has previously claimed he doesn’t believe Kim donated the rest of their wedding gifts to charity.

‘Kris wants a divorce trial so that the truth can finally come out,” the source added, pointing out that Humphries is motioning to have the trial filmed, reality-style.

As if the disastrous marriage, public divorce and paparazzi-overload of Kim prancing around Manhattan with her new boo Kanye West isn’t making things awkward enough, the ex-drama is now affecting Kris’s professional game. Hollywood Life claims Humphries is not only ruling out re-upping with the Nets, which is co-owned by Kim’s man Kanye’s boy Jay-Z (nevermind that the Nets haven’t offered Kris any kind of contract), he’s planning to stay out of the NBA altogether for fear that he’ll wind up on the same team as Kim’s sister Khloe Kardashian’s husband Lamar Odom, who is also a free agent. Yeesh…wiping my brow just thinking about all that potential drama.

Hollywood Life claims Kris is “solely focused on his divorce” right now, which seems like a really healthy and constructive use of a professional athlete’s time. It’s not like there’s a time limit on your b-ball career, right, Kris?

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Kim Kardashian’s divorce with Kris Humphries isn’t even final, and the reality TV superstar is already talking marriage with her new boyfriend, Kanye West. At least that’s what a source has told Us Weekly.

Over the weekend, Kardashian flew back from Washington, DC, where she was a guest at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner Saturday, to join West’s for a Sunday performance of Broadway’s Wicked. Kim K will also join West on his summer tour with Jay-Z.

“She wants to be with him as much as possible,” the source explained. “They really know and love each other.”

Whether both are serious about matrimony remains to be seen. But let’s get through the final days of the last facade of a marriage before we even THINK about celebrating (or laughing hysterically at) the possibility of these two taking their union to the next level.

Either way, let’s silently shake our heads and wonder… WTF!

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Ever since Kim Kardashian starting dating spending all her time with Kanye West, have you been waiting to see them brunching and partying in NYC with Jay-Z and Beyoncé? Don’t hold your breath.

Heat magazine is reporting that Bey has “wasted no time in banning Kim from being invited into their inner circle, which is exclusive to say the least.”

Apparently, super-private Bey isn’t keen on keeping company with someone who lives her life on camera. “Beyoncé doesn’t want the kind of celebrity that Kim Kardashian has nailed down as her own thing,” a source tells Hollywoodlife.com. “Beyoncé doesn’t want to bring that reality show infamy and drama into a personal life that Beyoncé has tried to keep close to her.”

Think that sounds harsh? Here’s what else this “source” has to say about a potential Kim-Bey friendship: “Beyoncé is used to hanging out with Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow- she’s in a totally different league.”

Okay, ouch. We’re not always Team Kardashian over here, but even we can’t help but notice how crazy in love Kanye has been looking with Kim on his arm. That’s not to say the relationship will last (we have higher hopes for Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart, at this point).

“Bey thought Kim’s TV wedding was really tacky,” the source revealed. “Don’t plan on seeing Kim and Beyoncé being buddy-buddy as she continues her thing with him,” adds another insider. “Allowing Kim Kardashian into the mix is only seen as a distraction.”

Well, at least she has ‘Melo and LaLa.

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Kanye West is dialing back his very public romance with Kim Kardashian just a bit. The rapper is denying a recent report that he’s so sprung on the reality star that he’s referring to her as (gag) his “Beyoncé.”

Yeezy tells Us Weekly, “…of course there are a lot of media inaccuracies surrounding this past couple of weeks, especially the ‘She’s my Beyonce’ quote. I would never compare anyone to my friend’s wife.”

“Come on now, that doesn’t even sound like me,” he adds. “If I don’t say something in a rap or on Twitter, it’s not true.”

There’s no need to point out the 1.1 million ways Kim is nothing like our Bey (that would be a little bit cruel, don’t ya think?), but we’re glad Jay-Z laid the smack down Kanye distanced himself from the ridiculous comment, which already has it’s own SNL spoof.

Meanwhile, Kardashian is reaching for the throne…er, the key to the city of Glendale by declaring she’s planning her bid for mayor of the Los Angeles suburb. She’s totally serious, y’all, so get those lawn signs and campaign buttons ready!