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Kris Humphries Wants Kim Kardashian to Return Engagement Ring

Published by Natasha Fierce on Wednesday, May 9, 2012 at 8:31 am.

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His chances at a championship ring are looking pretty bleak, so Kris Humphries is going for the next best thing. The New Jersey Brooklyn Nets player is demanding his ex-wife Kim Kardashian return the 20-carat ring he “bought” her, saying he “can’t fathom” why Kim would want to keep the rock now that the couple’s 72-day marriage is kaput.

”Remember, Kim filed for divorce. Kris paid for that ring, and he just can’t fathom why Kim would want to keep it. It’s not like she is ever going to wear it again,” a source tells ”Kris realises that with Kim it’s all about material objects and she truly treasures things over people in her life.”

The ring is just the latest piece of booty Kris is trying to get back from Kim. He also wants to know what up with the $325,000 Ferrari gifted to the couple by a Malaysian businessman, and has previously claimed he doesn’t believe Kim donated the rest of their wedding gifts to charity.

‘Kris wants a divorce trial so that the truth can finally come out,” the source added, pointing out that Humphries is motioning to have the trial filmed, reality-style.

As if the disastrous marriage, public divorce and paparazzi-overload of Kim prancing around Manhattan with her new boo Kanye West isn’t making things awkward enough, the ex-drama is now affecting Kris’s professional game. Hollywood Life claims Humphries is not only ruling out re-upping with the Nets, which is co-owned by Kim’s man Kanye’s boy Jay-Z (nevermind that the Nets haven’t offered Kris any kind of contract), he’s planning to stay out of the NBA altogether for fear that he’ll wind up on the same team as Kim’s sister Khloe Kardashian’s husband Lamar Odom, who is also a free agent. Yeesh…wiping my brow just thinking about all that potential drama.

Hollywood Life claims Kris is “solely focused on his divorce” right now, which seems like a really healthy and constructive use of a professional athlete’s time. It’s not like there’s a time limit on your b-ball career, right, Kris?

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Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries: It’s War!

Published by Natasha Fierce on Thursday, April 5, 2012 at 10:00 am.

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How many times have you seen that headline above screaming at you from the cover of a tabloid?  But this time, they really mean it. While Kris Humphries sits around stroking an invisible white cat and hatching evil plots to humiliate Kim Kardashian, the reality star is scrambling to derail his worst one yet: to televise their divorce proceedings.

Yup, that’s right. A “source” (likely K-Humps himself, let’s be honest) says Kris Humphries is arguing to a judge that since the former couple got married in front of cameras, they should get divorced in front of ‘em too.

“Kris thinks it’s somewhat ironic that Kim doesn’t want cameras in the courtroom for the proceedings. What is Kim so afraid of? For someone that has filmed and documented her life for her reality shows you wouldn’t think she is going to fight so hard to not have cameras there,” the source says, quite logically. “Kris just wants the truth to come out about what happened during their marriage, period. Kris’ attorney will argue that cameras should be in the courtroom because Kim has chosen to live her life in the public eye, and the divorce trial shouldn’t be off limits.”

It’s a move so maliciously brilliant, we’re surprised Kris Jenner isn’t behind it.

Humphries The “source” adds one last jab: “If Kim would stop engaging in such childish and selfish behavior she would be a much happier person and Kris is relieved that the marriage ended and she is out of his life, he truly has moved on.”

Yes, Kris, it’s clear you’ve moved on. Though, we’re not mad at the idea. It’s must-see-television at it’s dirty best, and Humps stands to get a lot more than ten percent.

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Kim Kardashian Files For Divorce and We’re Not Surprised…Or Are We

Published by on Tuesday, November 1, 2011 at 10:00 am.

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Man, the ink on her prenuptial agreement has barely dried and, after 72-days of marriage, Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce from hubby, Kris Humphries.

Not to say we didn’t see this coming, though we didn’t imagine it so soon.

Apparently, neither did poor Kris, who found out about the news from the media. Then, again, hasn’t he been a bit clueless throughout the short-lived union, totally unaware that his wife was married once before.

But word has it that Kris going completely Hollywood following the wedding—talking about building his “brand” and hiring a high-powered publicist—was what threw the marriage into a tailspin.

Either way, like any reality TV cash cow, what this sudden news effects the most isn’t the couple but the machine which has turned anything-Kardashian into gold. An E! spokesperson told The Hollywood Reporter that network producers and executives met on Monday to discuss how to proceed as a result of the news.

Up for discussion? Both Kourtney and Kim Take New York and Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami, which have wrapped shooting their upcoming seasons. The New York series is set to premiere on November 27.

Even though Kim’s decision throws the K-Clan’s TV plans for a loop, it also created an even bigger incentive to continue keeping up with their shows. Reality fans love to look for clues…and maybe we’ll see bigger ones leading to the crumbling of that $10 million union.

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