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Marlon Wayans may be riding high on the success of A Haunted House, but he’s still unhappy about getting pushed out of the Scary Movie franchise that he helped create. So much so, that the spoof master claims he uses his residual checks from Scary Movie and Scary Movie 2 in some unusual ways.

“I think every time I get a residual from Scary Movie I wipe my a** with it,” he told TMZ. ”Or I drink a lot of liquor…piss on it…and light it on fire. But I’m not angry.”

The actor and writer was ousted from the franchise he created in 2003, before the third installment went into production. He has been vocal about the negative impact his departure has had on the series. The franchise has grossed over $350 million in worldwide box office, which means a lot of toilet paper for Wayans.

Twitter beef is generally ridiculously dumb, but every once is awhile the foolery is hilarious.

Exhibit A: rapper Joe Budden’s toe-to-toe with comedian Marlon Wayans tonight. It all started when Joey tried to come at Marlon’s neck saying he wasn’t funny:

And of course Marlon had to comeback and show he still has jokes:

The back and forth that transpired next provided my early evening entertainment…until I can get home to my DVR and catch up on Real Housewives. Read the threads as they appeared on Twitter, from the bottom up.

In one corner we have Budden:

And in the other corner Marlon went all the way IN:

At the end of it all Budden backed down (treated!) and Marlon pretty much said don’t start none wont be one.

We can’t make this stuff up. Until the next Twitter war!