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If Daniel Craig could pick the next Bond girl, he would pull straight from the Roc Nation family. But it’s not crown jewel Beyoncé that the Skyfall actor is after.

“Rihanna,” Craig declared to GlobalGrind.com after being asked which Roc-a-Fella babe would make a better Bond Girl. Why? “She’s dirtier.”  The “Diamonds” singer, meanwhile, was pleased as punch at being Craig’s hand-picked choice. “This makes me happy,” she later tweeted.

But the current Bond gals, Naomie Harris and Berenice Marlohe, swung a different way. They both chose Bey to take over the storied role, and were surprised at their co-star Craig’s criteria. “Is that what you need to be a Bond girl?” Harris asked incredulously.

Is it too soon to start fantasizing about Idris Elba and Rihanna taking over the Bond franchise, with Bey as Miss Moneypenny?

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Will Rihanna be babysitting Snooki’s son Lorenzo? If the new lovefest between the pop diva and the reality star is any indication, this might be going down.

Snooki, having given birth a month ago, recently tweeted: “Rihanna’s ‘We Found Love’ will never get old to me!! My song for life.”

To which Ri-Ri replied: “Thank you! Lemme know if u need a sitter.”

Snooki answered: “You can babysit anytime auntie.”

Aunti Ri-Ri has a nice ring to it. Now let’s see if mama Snooki, when she’s dying to get a mommy break, takes the singer up on her offer.

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Celebrities often complain about sparking dating rumors every time they’re photographed with someone from the opposite sex.  Our favorite party girl, who has been “photographed” in recent months with Ashton Kutcher, J.R. Smith, Chris Brown, Drake, Meek Mill, NFL player Darren McFadden, Rob Pattinson and others, has a new flavor-of-the-nanosecond: Rob Kardashian.

The pair were spotted go-carting in Los Angeles over the weekend and then hitting up Playhouse nightclub after hours. Before you put them on couple watch, keep in mind that the two were with a group of pals, including Lauren London and — you guessed it — Chris Brown. Though, E! News is naive enough to report that Brown “didn’t join Rob & Ri-Ri’s party.” Uh-huh. If you believe that, Bernie Madoff has a business idea for you.

Just to thicken the soup, let’s not forget that Rob is already reportedly dating Rihanna v2.o, British popstress Rita Ora. Wonder how she feels about her man spending time with the reigning queen of red lipstick?

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We’ll believe a lot of things (UFOs, Scientology conspiracy theories, Zac Efron’s sexuality), but don’t ask us to believe that Rihanna can’t get a man.

The party-loving pop star glams up for Harper’s Bazaar, and tells the magazine that her love life is “pretty much non-existent right now” and that she has been “conservative” when it comes to dating.

A woman who allegedly has Drake and Chris Brown throwing bottles for her and parties in South Beach with NBA players, doesn’t exactly sound like she needs to resort to joining Match.com to get a date.

“If I come across someone who I find really cool, I’ll hang out,” Rihanna tries to explain. “But the minute I find that we’re getting too close I just — I don’t let people in.”

She does go on to open up how much her failed relationship with Breezy affected he ability to trust men.

“When I was in love, I fell so hard. I was really, really, really in love,” she tells the magazine. “The way it made me feel was priceless. And in a blink of an eye my whole life changed. Everything that I knew was different. I never thought I’d feel that pain in my life. I’m afraid of feeling that again.”

Well, we can certainly sympathize with being scorned by love.

For those who believe Rihanna about her love life, she also spins a great yarn about not knowing what happened to her a** that you might be interested in.

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Is Rihanna’s party girl lifestyle finally catching up with her? After months of speculation that she may have finally hit the wall, various tabloids are reporting that Ri’s close friends, including el jefe Jay-Z, are ready to stage an intervention to get her into rehab.

“Rihanna has been out of control for months,” an insider told Closer magazine. “She was supposed to catch a flight back to the UK last week [for a work obligation], but she ended up missing it, which was the final straw for management. Jay-Z hit the roof when he found out, and told Rihanna, ‘Go to rehab now or I’ll drop you from the label.’”

In a separate report from Look magazine, a source said the singer has “reached breaking point.”

“Ri says she’s physically and mentally exhausted and feeling lost,” the source said. “I think she desperately needs help and some time off — not just from work but from all the other stresses in her life too.”

Rihanna does seem to be burning both ends of the candle (with the occasional help of an IV drip to recharge her batteries) but is substance abuse the issue here, or does the pop diva need a 12-step program to help her deal with her compulsive Twitter disorder and her addiction to stripping near-naked at first sight of a camera?

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For the second time Rihanna has been spotted out with NBA bad boy J.R. Smith, this time at LIV in Miami.

Last month she was spotted sitting on the lap of the 26-year-old New York Knick in a Manhattan club.

And, as usual, her latest conquest comes with a rep for the unconventional, like being fined $25,000 for tweeting a photo of Joe Budden’s ex in his bed, wearing nothing but a thong. Or, more recently, arrested last Thursday because of a prior bench warrant for driving without a valid license (he bonded out the next morning).

Is this Ri-Ri’s latest “main squeeze?” Doubtful.  The girl is just having fun!

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Every bad girl needs a nasty boy, and this week Rihanna is rumored to be trying on J.R. Smith for size.

The pop princess and the controversial New York Knicks player (he was fined $25,000 for tweeting a photo of Joe Budden’s ex in his bed, wearing nothing but a thong) were spotted lookin’ like more than just friends at NYC hotspot Veranda last week.

An onlooker tells In Touch magazine, “They were very flirty in the club all night and holding hands. She was sitting on his lap and appeared to be really into him.”

He may be the bad boy of the Knicks (not a hard task when you’re standing next to Lala Anthony’s old man Carmelo and 25-year-old virgin Jeremy Lin), but we fear Smith is still playing in the junior leagues compared to RiRi, who partied so hard in the Big Apple she wound up with an IV in her arm.

Watch yourself, Junior. Rollin’ with Rihanna requires more stamina than getting to the playoffs.

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A British reporter finally dared to ask what we all want to know, when she wondered aloud at a press conference for Battleship if Rihanna would be taking Ashton Kutcher to the film’s upcoming premiere. The saucy star put the scribe in place by shaking her head disgustedly and shaming the reporter with, “Wow, how disappointing was that question?”

Giving the reporter the ultimate side-eye, Ri then replied, “I’m happy and I’m single, if that’s what you’re really asking.”

Um, nooo Miss Ri. What the inquiring mind really wanted to know is, are you or are you not knockin’ boots with Ashton? Her non-answer wrapped in a distraction can only lead us to believe yes.

Sorry, Demi. We know you were looking for a solid “Hell Naw” there.

Check out the priceless video:

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Can’t imagine anything worse for a scorned woman in a fragile state than the mental image of her ex hooking up with sex bomb Rihanna. So, condolences to Demi Moore for losing the last of her sanity when these pictures emerged of RiRi paying a booty-call-hour visit to Ashton Kutcher’s mansion last week.

A source told Grazia magazine, “Demi is constantly keeping tabs on Ashton so when these pictures came up she was understandably devastated. Demi’s convinced something happened between them and said she felt sick to her stomach.”

The source added: “Demi’s been acting crazy ever since, trying to find out information about the pair. Demi is in such a fragile state, even the idea of them together has affected her quite badly. She’s in a terrible way but, at the end of the day, Ashton is a single man and free to do whatever he likes.”

According to other “sources,” Ashton and Ri have been getting busy for weeks, but Demi should control her gag reflex for the time being. We’re not talking about the two most, um, monogamous people in the world here. Doubt anyone will be assigning a cutesy nickname to these two players.

Besides, there’s at least one person who’s bound to get more twisted over this than Demi.

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Rihanna keeps trying to show and tell ya’ll she’s a bad girl, she’s even got her “Navy” of fans, ready to put a hit on her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown’s latest main squeeze Karrueche Tran.

TMZ reported that Breezy’s new girlfriend, a 23-year-old model, is afraid to leave her house after receiving death threats from Rihanna’s followers. The websites “sources” even told them that Tran “refuses to leave her house without Chris Brown’s hired muscle by her side”

The article came shortly after Rih seemingly threw shade at Brown’s Vietnamese girlfriend by posting a picture of rice cakes wearing sunglasses on Instagram with the caption, “Ima a make u my bi–h.”

But don’t think Karrueche’s taking Rihanna’s whole “thug life” moment laying down! Days ago the new girl Tweeted: “@Rihanna can never have him again.” Adding she “@Rihanna needs to grown up & be  a woman” and “she can’t even sing!” Notice how Brown’s beau got gully and dropped the pop star’s Twitter handle making sure she could see the smack talk!

After TMZ’s article Tran told her Twitter followers, “I would NEVER be afraid of a fan.”

Who’s bad?