Rumor has it that Tiger Woods would like that old thing back.
The National Enquirer reports that while dropping his kids off to ex-wife, Elin Nordegren’s house, Tiger Woods tried to get back in her good graces in an effort to win her heart back.
But, as you can imagine when you’ve been cheated on several times and have it all play out in the media, you probably aren’t trying to hear that bull.
So sayeth the Enquirer:
“You’re DELUSIONALl! You’re out of your mind!” A furious ELIN NORDEGREN blasted serial cheatin’ ex-hubby TIGER WOODS after the lonely, depressed golfer begged her to take him back.
Only a week after finalizing his $100 million divorce settlement, the disgraced athlete began pleading with the mother of his two children for reconciliation – but she told him to go stick his head in a sand trap!
“Tiger was returning the kids from a visitation and they were talking in Elin’s driveway,” a source close to Woods told The ENQUIRER.
“Out of the blue, he said, ‘You know, we wouldn’t have to go through all this if we’d never broken up. We should give things another try.’”
Tiger’s ex-wife, who had been humiliated by his rampant cheating, exploded in a rage.
“Elin was stunned! She couldn’t believe what she was hearing,” revealed the close source.
“She grabbed the kids, went into the house and slammed the door!”
From the top now, ya’ll: “Love don’t live here anymore. Just emptiness and memories of what we had before.”
Or: “I hate you so much right now! I hate you so much right now! Ahh!”