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President Obama and Tiger Woods: Golf Buddies

Published by Natasha Fierce on Friday, February 22, 2013 at 10:06 am.

(Photos from left: Mark Metcalfe/Getty Images, JEWEL SAMAD/AFP/Getty Images)

President Barack Obama and Tiger Woods met up in Florida this week to swing their golf clubs for charity at the Accenture Match Play tournament in Palm City. Obama paid due respect to the controversial pro-golfer, telling local news channel ABC7, “He plays a different game than I do. He’s on another planet.”

“He knew that I wasn’t a big threat to his world ranking, and I knew that I better keep my day job,” the President added with a laugh. Woods returned the compliments, saying, “playing with Mr. President was pretty cool. He’s just a wonderful person to be around. We won.”

We doubt we’ll be seeing the Obamas double dating with Woods and his latest squeeze any time soon, but this unlikely friendship is innocent enough.

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Tiger Woods Allegedly Trying to Woo Back Ex-Wife

Published by Natasha Fierce on Wednesday, January 23, 2013 at 8:54 am.

(Photo: Harry How/Getty Images)

Looks like those bikini pictures of Elin Nordegren splashed all over the gossip blogs are doing the trick.

Rumor has it that Tiger Woods is trying to get back with his ex-wife, the one he cheated on with a long, long list of women, and is willing to throw half his fortune into the pre-nup as a guarantee that he won’t stray again. The National Enquirer first reported that Woods re-proposed to Elin on Christmas Day, with a sparkler that probably rivals Vanessa Bryant’s forgiveness ring, and that the former model is considering his offer.

But not without conditions. Woods offered a $200 million pre-nup to Nordegren (almost double the $110 million she pocketed from their divorce), and the gorgeous Swede is asking for an additional $350 million anti-cheating payout. Sources say Elin believes putting over half his fortune on the table will keep Tiger from cheating again.

The former couple have two children together, five-year-old Samantha and three-year-old Charlie. Everybody loves a happy ending, especially when kids are involved, but this doesn’t seem like a problem that gets solved by throwing money at it.

Still, if Kobe and Vanessa could make it work….

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Tiger Woods Blames Golf For Infidelity

Published by Runteldat on Friday, November 19, 2010 at 12:35 am.

In a new essay in Newsweek, Tiger Woods is saying it was his golf career that led to him swinging his other club in the direction of multiple women despite being married.

Eldrick argues that golf made him feel invincible and thus, he believed he could get away with cheating on Elin Nordegren.

Well, we see how well that logic has gone.

Here’s an excerpt of Tiger in his own words:

“Golf is a self-centered game. That self-reliance made me think I could tackle the world by myself. The physical pain from that car accident has long healed. But the pain in my soul is more complex and unsettling.”

And on all of the women who’s trying to cash in on cheating with the superstar cub, Tiger writes:

“Opportunists are trying still to cash in on my troubles, no matter how irresponsible or ridiculous their claims may be.”

Tiger is also now on Twitter. Expect the jokes to runneth over.

Now men, don’t go start golfing to use an excuse. Your girlfriends will likely end up like Elin on steroids with your club. Don’t try it.


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Tiger Wood’s Ex Makes Gay Claims In Tell-All

Published by Runteldat on Wednesday, October 27, 2010 at 10:00 am.

One of Tiger Woods’ old flings is writing a tell-all book and among her multiple claims, one that’s sticking out is her charge that Tiger harbors secret gay fantasies.

I guess this is the part where suspenseful music begins to play in your mind.

Here’s the rumor as reported by the National Enquirer:

The first tell-all from Loredana Jolie, one of Tiger Woods’ bedroom conquests, claims the “largely endowed” golfer liked three-way sex with women, fantasized about men and was stuck in a marriage to an uncaring gold digger - livid ELIN NORDEGREN!


“He liked to watch girl-on-girl, and the girls would occasionally join us,”  Loredana Jolie writes in The Real Diary: Lessons from the Good Time Girl to Champion.

“I would ask him what if I had another guy here with me while he was there with me.

“It kind of turned him on a little.”

According to her self-confessional, between 2006 and 2008, Jolie says she hooked up with Tiger Woods 20 times for sex, but accepted money only once–$15,000.

This is why God created the phrase, “Girl, good day.”

I’ll believe this as soon as Yogi Bear declares his love for BooBoo at Ebenezer Baptist Church.

Until then, Loredana, go get a real job.


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Rumor: Tiger Woods Wants Elin Back

Published by Runteldat on Monday, October 18, 2010 at 11:50 am.

Rumor has it that Tiger Woods would like that old thing back.

The National Enquirer reports that while dropping his kids off to ex-wife, Elin Nordegren’s house, Tiger Woods tried to get back in her good graces in an effort to win her heart back.

But, as you can imagine when you’ve been cheated on several times and have it all play out in the media, you probably aren’t trying to hear that bull.

So sayeth the Enquirer:

“You’re DELUSIONALl! You’re out of your mind!” A furious ELIN NORDEGREN blasted serial cheatin’ ex-hubby TIGER WOODS after the lonely, depressed golfer begged her to take him back.


Only a week after finalizing his $100 million divorce settlement, the disgraced athlete began pleading with the mother of his two children for reconciliation – but she told him to go stick his head in a sand trap!

“Tiger was returning the kids from a visitation and they were talking in Elin’s driveway,” a source close to Woods told The ENQUIRER.

“Out of the blue, he said, ‘You know, we wouldn’t have to go through all this if we’d never broken up. We should give things another try.’”

Tiger’s ex-wife, who had been humiliated by his rampant cheating, exploded in a rage.

“Elin was stunned! She couldn’t believe what she was hearing,” revealed the close source.

“She grabbed the kids, went into the house and slammed the door!”


From the top now, ya’ll: “Love don’t live here anymore. Just emptiness and memories of what we had before.”

Or: “I hate you so much right now! I hate you so much right now! Ahh!”


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Tiger Woods’ Brother: Tiger Still Loves His Wife

Published by Runteldat on Wednesday, August 18, 2010 at 12:00 am.

Don’t you hate that fool of a kinfolk who goes out and speaks on your behalf when they know nothing about you?

Enter Tiger Woods’ half-brother, who has gone out of his way to say that Tiger and Elin Nordegren are both still in love with each other.

Earl Woods Jr., the eldest of Tiger’s siblings, phoned into sports talk radio show The Herd and chatted about his younger brother.

He told Colin Cowherd:

“He (Tiger Woods) got himself in a world of hurt… He was having to deal with a lot of difficult things. (But) a lot of the interviews, a lot of the commentaries… have not been very positive and I think that America forgets what he has done for the game of golf… We don’t do many interviews as a family but there were so many things being said about him… and I know that some of those things are not true.”

That’s nice, right?

He goes on to say that Tiger is a “control freak” who likes “to have everything laid out in front of him and know what path he’s gonna take.” He said he believes it has to be harder for Tiger “to say focused and productive.”

Here’s the thing, though: He hasn’t spoken to Tiger since before their father died back in 2006.

So it’s been four years since they’ve had contact. How would he know any of this?

Exactly, but that didn’t stop him from chiming in on Tiger and his estranged wife’s feelings.

He said that Tiger is “truly in love with Elin” and on Elin noted, “I know that she has very strong feelings for him?”

How do you know any of this?!

The only thing he might have insight on his feelings that their dad would be disappointed in Tiger.

Yeah, but who wouldn’t?

Stop talking for people you don’t even talk to!


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Groupie Looking For Child Support Check From Tiger Woods

Published by Runteldat on Tuesday, June 15, 2010 at 12:07 am.


In stupid groupie news, some 48-year-old woman who was messing with Tiger Woods “shockingly” tried to get knocked up by the pro golfer for (insert gasp here!) money.

Radar Online says one Theresa Rogers dealt with Tiger for five years (before and after his marriage) and was scheming for a child support check.

She did have a baby, although it’s doubtful it’s Tigers.

Via Radar One:

When Rogers did become pregnant, she confided to a close friend that she believed Woods was the father, despite another affair she was having simultaneously with a Serbian basketball player.

According to sources, the baby girl, born sometime between late 2003 and early 2004, was never given a DNA test but looks Caucasian.

And her friend believes that it’s not impossible that Woods could turn-out to be the father of the five-year-old little girl.

In an exclusive interview they told, “You just never know because she did not have any kids with her third husband and her final husband Wayne Rogers was in his late sixties when they married.

So basically this woman wants her name in the press even though it’s highly unlikely that baby it’s likely not Tiger’s.

Someone relay the following message to Theresa: “Girl, Get a job and right after that, get a life.”

I wish these vultures would find a hobby so focus can shift back to Tiger’s career and philanthropic work.


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Tiger Woods’ Divorce Team: No Dating

Published by Runteldat on Friday, May 28, 2010 at 11:50 am.


Attorneys for Tiger Woods have a suggestion for the golfer that gets around: Stay home.

According to Us Weekly, with divorce on the horizon between he and wife, Elin, lawyers for the billionaire say that he needs to keep it in his pants until his divorce is finalized.

A source explained to them:”Elin’s building a character case [based on his serial philandering]. Elin’s team is watching [Tiger's] every move.”

It seems “she wants more money than Michael Jordan’s ex got.”

Jordan paid his ex-wife, Juanita, $168 million in their settlement.

But Juanita was married to her man a lot longer than Elin was. Elin, take yourself a few dozen million and find a new hobby.

I don’t know, like collecting child support checks.

On custody their source said: “They’ll share it. But she wants permission to take them to Sweden whenever she wants.”


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Tiger Woods’ Wife Wants $750 Million From Divorce

Published by Dior Noir on Monday, May 24, 2010 at 3:00 pm.


There’s a price to pay for cheating on your wife with over a dozen women and for Tiger Woods’ wife $750 sounds about right! Yep, that’s the jaw-dropping amount Elin Nordegren is demanding from Tiger in their divorce negotiations. And we thought Kelis was bad!

According to the Daily News Elin has also “said no to a ‘confidentiality clause’ that would prevent her from writing a book or doing any interviews about the split” (Tiger clearly didn’t pay his mistresses enough money to sign that clause either!) and she also wants full custody of the couple’s kids!

Elin’s not playing!

That’s what Tiger gets for being so messy and apparently he still hasn’t learned his lesson. Radar Online reports that he’s already back on the prowl and has been hanging out with a blonde in Florida that looks a lot like his wife.

He may be the richest athlete in the world, but Tiger doesn’t have any sense!

Considering the situation, do you think Elin’s divorce demands are unreasonable?


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Tiger, Tiger Woods Ya’ll: Chris Brown Stands up for him & PETA’s Got Jokes

Published by Dior Noir on Thursday, February 25, 2010 at 3:00 pm.


Tiger Woods recently apologized for his indiscretions and he’s getting a little support as he tries to move on from someone who can probably relate to his predicament all too well: Chris Brown.

Chris made it clear that he’s “Team Tiger” in an interview with the Mojo in the Morning show in Detroit and said:

I think people always deserve a second chance, whatever [Tiger’s] personal life is — and I think this goes for me and him — his personal life is his personal life. Nobody has the right to place judgment or make any judgment on somebody else’s personal life when they’re not directly involved with them.….My hat is off to him — I support him. I hope he gets back on the field and does his thing, ’cause he is the best at it.

But not everyone is trying to let the golfer move on with his life: the PETA wants to use the scandal to push their agenda. The animal rights group may soon use a photo of Tiger for a billboard in his hometown of Windermere, Fla. They’ve already created a graphic (see below) with a picture of the golfer and text that reads in (in all caps) “TOO MUCH SEX CAN BE A BAD THING” with a message that continues “… for little tigers too. Help keep your cats (and dogs) out of trouble: Always spay or neuter!”



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