Boo to this. For so many reasonsâ€¦
OK, OK. I admit. Yes, I recently sent a guy a pic of me from 5 years ago and passed it off as present day. Yeah. So.
And IÂ know Kimora has been photoshopping her body to death for years in her ads for Baby Phat; but this right here…this right hereÂ is Kimoraâ€™s body photoshopped to hell and back.
WifeyÂ inÂ purple looks better, right?Â
Kimora, I love you. I love your showÂ and your materialistic, ridiculous, juicylicious ways. You are beautiful and smart and driven, and from what I can tell a pretty good mom.
Your body hasÂ kinda been my post-baby, size-8-is-hella-hot inspiration for whenever I have my own. And now thisâ€¦
That ad could be cute if you had only used your own bodyâ€¦ And why wouldn’t you? It’s bangin!
Instead you hire a skinny bitch model to appear in the ad campaign for your new fragrance, â€śDare Me.â€ť
Not hot, Kimora.