The dress just leaves one speechless.

She looks like crap. Like Janice Dickinson’s cousin from Queens crap.

Or tired. Or drunk. Or high.

What’s wrong with this picture?

Yes, too much fringe, cheap dress, bad weave …. But, I think the biggest issue is all the makeup.

Her eye makeup is too heavy for no lip action. Just, maybe some gloss? Her lips just blend in with her skin.

Oh well. The Black Miss Piggy (in a nice way), is also laughing all the way to the bank, so she could care less.

Lucky, bamma.

Kadi.

Hairy, scary ankle boots by Sergio Rossi …

Ew. Whose hair piece is that on these boots?

Anyone out there missing a bob wig?

Am I the only one who’s completely creeped out by these ug monsters?

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Clashy Clashy vs. Matchy Matchy 

The Clash Look is about people who want to take fashion to a new level by showing that they are cooler and different.

They have the ability to throw together a conceptually ugly outfit with apparent nonchalance and still look fabulous.

Get it wrong like Solange and you will look like a fool.

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Zoe Kravitz has a maxi-me!

This pic just exudes cool.

However, the holes in Zoe’s t-shirt and their matching Birkenstocks …

Not so much.

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New “it” item is for the birds.

Young Hollywood is rocking the Elizabeth & James Plume Feather Vest with leggings, jeans and yes, more leggings.

Note to world: This fuzzy, feathered trend is ugly. Please stop wearing it. Yes, Amerie, we’re looking at you.

Her vest is bad on its own terms, but the boots are the final nail in the coffin.

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No review is the worst review.

Umm… ???

I can’t get past the fact that Michelle always looks so low budget and is BFF’s with two of the hottest chics in Hollywood.

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Oh for the love. More leggings.

I dig the jewelry, the belt and top. Not so much the bottom half.

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Some people wear it all.

The only excuse for those shoes with that outfit would be that she just got out of the salon, post-pedicure.

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