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Dania Ramirez Missed One

December 18th, 2008

Fashion police?

Let’s scroll down slowly on Dania Ramirez’s leather separates, shall we?

Dania Ramirez

See, maybe if she added … or, no. Maybe if she took away … then … yea, no.

Hmm. I can’t make sense of it. Sigh.

Of all the beautiful dresses I’ve seen her wear on multiple red carpets, she goes and picks this awful getup. Ugh.

It sort of looks like Dania was trying to do a diva version of Lara Croft or something? Or Catwoman?

Wee-ooh-wee-ooh-wee. Wee-ooh-wee-ooh-wee. Wee-ooh-wee-ooh-wee.

Call a cop car.


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Trick or Treat? Mariah Carey, Kim Kardashian

October 31st, 2008

I’m going with treat.

Mariah is hot like fiyah, but homegirl must still be freezing.

Mariah, Nick Cannon

They both make sexy firefighters. Nick looks good in uniform and there’s no denying Mariah’s sex appeal.

Ladies, go and fulfill your pole dancer, porn star, slutty fantasies … Showing off your boobs, butt and stomach is only excusable TODAY.

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Pussycat Beef of the Day

October 15th, 2008

I didn’t know Kim Kardashian was a Pussycat Doll.

Ummm, yeah no Nicole. N-O. No.

OK … she’s obviously a very pretty girl. Why try so hard?


It’s good to try hard in some things. Like in school or in sports or being healthy. But in fashion, trying too hard is just bad.

The black rubber thing is too much, looks uncomfortable and is definitely making her butt sweat. Seriously, rubber isn’t absorbent … So where’s all that butt sweat gonna go? Right down the back of her pretty little legs and into those funky shoes, that’s where. Gross.

And speaking of shoes … I love heels, but nothing would get me into those things. Is she on house arrest? The ankle chunkiness is not hot.

Pretty + Trying Hard to Look Hot = NOT


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Kelly Rowland Is Pressed!

September 24th, 2008


OK, I confess. I am guilty of popping tags and wearing a new outfit the hour after I bought it. I don’t hold on to new swag for too long. 24 hours max!

But, it’s another thing to buy a few hot items and rock them all the same day, at the same time.

Kelly Rowland

Kelly’s got that issue. She’s fashion pressed.

This getup looks like she is in a rush to put on all the hot new trends she just bought before it goes out of style! She strikes me as just too excited to wear everything.

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Miss Jackson Is An Animal

September 24th, 2008

She’s a Jackson… Did you expect any less?

Sometimes Janet has the worst fashion sense. Don’t you think?

Like too costumey.

Janet Jackson

Really, Janet, a beret?

If you want to make a style statement, bring back the big earring with the key on it!

Not that was the ish.

I am happy she’s wearing a top that actually keeps her pleasure principles covered.

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Pussycat Straddles Fashion & Fetish

September 19th, 2008

Nicole Scherzinger puts the SEX in sexy.

As much as I think her dress is tacky and cheap-looking, she looks gorg.

Nicole Scherzinger

Beautiful face. Head full of healthy hair. She can sing and dance. Up there in age and body still bootylicious. Makeup always on point. Shoe collection dope.

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Fashion Rocks, Fashion Rundown

September 7th, 2008

Fashion Week kicks off with Fashion Rocks!

The theme of the night was high fashion infused with a touch of rock and roll.


Always on top of her fashion game, Rihanna turned heads as she arrived on the Radio City Music Hall red carpet in a strapless Monique Lhuillier gown.

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Solange Gives Me Nightmares

August 27th, 2008

Hairy, scary ankle boots by Sergio Rossi …

Ew. Whose hair piece is that on these boots?

Anyone out there missing a bob wig?


Am I the only one who’s completely creeped out by these ug monsters?

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I Miss Kelis

August 14th, 2008

She’s made plenty of money and is married to Nas. She’ll be fine.

Remember when everybody was riding Kelis’ coattail like they are we are riding Rihanna’s now.


Today, my girl can’t even sell records.

She needs a clothing line. Fragrance. New album. Something, stat!

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