Will the Real Kimora Lee Please Stand Up?April 6th, 2010
Boo to this. For so many reasons…
OK, OK. I admit. Yes, I recently sent a guy a pic of me from 5 years ago and passed it off as present day. Yeah. So.
And I know Kimora has been photoshopping her body to death for years in her ads for Baby Phat; but this right here…this right here is Kimora’s body photoshopped to hell and back.
Wifey in purple looks better, right?
Kimora, I love you. I love your show and your materialistic, ridiculous, juicylicious ways. You are beautiful and smart and driven, and from what I can tell a pretty good mom.
Your body has kinda been my post-baby, size-8-is-hella-hot inspiration for whenever I have my own. And now this…
That ad could be cute if you had only used your own body… And why wouldn’t you? It’s bangin!
Instead you hire a skinny bitch model to appear in the ad campaign for your new fragrance, “Dare Me.”
Not hot, Kimora.