Movie Review: ‘2012′

Published by Clay Cane on Wednesday, November 11, 2009 at 12:00 am.

2012Summary: The Mayans predict the world is ending on December 21st, 2012. The government hides the end of days and once the secret is out, it’s a mad race to survival headquarters.

Review: I had no idea 2012 included an all-star cast: Woody Harrelson, Thandie Newton, Danny Glover and Chiwetel Ejiofor.  Newton, Glover and Ejiofor are missing from the trailers and seem to be doing no press.  I thought John Cusack was the only headliner.

It’s clear, 2012 is no Independence Day or The Day After Tomorrow, two films that were directed by Roland Emmerich, who also directed this film. 2012 is another tale of global destruction that we have all witnessed before, but this time it’s padded with Sony PSP-like special effects, not-even-bad-enough-to-be-camp dialogue and a nap-inducing running time of 158 minutes.  2012 is a gargantuan mess.

The Bad  -  2012’s desire to inject poorly written emotionality into a typical disaster flick is the mostly costly error. There are too many random characters for you to care: a scientist, a jazz musician, the president, a novelist, a radio host, a rich Russian and the list goes on. Their high school drama monologues matched with fantastical scenarios detonates the possibility of a fun popcorn flick. With each minute, 2012’s script crumbles right at the core.

The Almost Good  -  There are some suspensions of disbelief that you must take in a disaster movie. Characters always have perfect timing — in 2012 they expertly dodge falling buildings, escape the ground vanishing beneath them and learn how to fly a plane as easily as riding a bike. Regardless, there are some suspenseful scenes and the film succeeds when it focuses solely on the action. It’s a hoot to watch the Eiffel Tower, Washington Monument and Vatican City get destroyed (New York was left alone this time around!). In moments, there is a decent plot under the rubble of melodrama — 2012 just never quite gets to it.

2012 is in theaters this Friday, November 13th.

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PLANTATION Said on

PROVERBS 11:14 Where There Is No Guidance The People Fall , But In Abundance Of Counselors There Is Victory .
Peace & Blessings , Power To God’s People !



deltaqueen1 Said on

No man knows the day or the hour that the son of man shall return. Just like in 1999 when everyone thought the world was coming to an end, nothing happened because everyone was looking for it. God has not told anyone when the world was going to end. He told Noah that it was going to rain but he did not give him a specific date until the time had come. All you have to do is read the new testiment and the book of Revelations and he tells you about the signs that his return is near. Those things are happening now meaning we should be preparing everyday for his return.



Kris Said on

I hope the movie is a blockbuster dud.



PJ Said on

the movie was the bomb!…no wonder it topped the box office with 65mil and 225mil ww