Lucky, witch.

I wonder where Jigga was… Probably getting a bikini wax… Yes, a bikini wax!

This week’s US Weekly mag reports Diddy and Jay, among other dudes, are following in their lady’s footsteps and going bald.

Jay-Z says, “You look bigger; girls are more willing to do naughty things to you.”

Gulp.

Beyonce and Idris Elba were on set filming scenes for their up coming movie Obsessed. Elba will play an asset manager who has a knockout wife (Knowles) and thriving career … until a temp office worker (white chic) begins stalking him.

Sniff. I smell a cat fight.

Kadi.

Beyonce is finally telling us something about her hush-hush wedding to Jay-Z in April.

“I don’t deny it (the wedding). I just don’t talk about it,” the singer reportedly told the SFGate.com. We’ve never talked about us and it’s kind of protected our relationship. I think it’s kept us out of tabloid drama. “A lot of actresses that have had successful relationships don’t talk about them, so neither do I.”

Well, now we can all sleep. Word is, the two lovely couple might make an appearance on Oprah.

If Beyoncé would just set us straight, we wouldn’t have to gossip about her alleged bun in the oven. But since she’s not, we go with what we’ve heard. According to Page Six, pals of ”Bey-Z” say the songbird is expecting the couple’s first child. “She has gained a lot of pregnancy weight,” a source said. “When she gains weight, she normally does the Def Jam detox, but not now.” A rep for Beyoncé said, “I don’t know if she’s pregnant. Let me perform an ultrasound and get back to you.”

Hmmm. Though we’ve seen her dress size fluctuate over the years, there’s not much weight gain to be seen in this photo taken just last week. But if Bey’s really pregnant, ain’t no hiding that.

Here’s the ad for Beyonce’s new kiddie clothes line that’s causing so much chatter. Just what our community needs: Sexy little girls in high-heeled boots. Beyonce should know better.

For some REAL fashion, check out Head Over Heels.

Well, that might explain things. If Hollyscoop is right, Beyonce and Jay-Z are expecting a baby. But of course, just like their wedding, it’s all hush-hush. Shhhh. Keep it to yourselves now.

From Hollyscoop: A source close to the couple revealed, “Beyonce is 100% pregnant, which is why the couple rushed their wedding.” The source also told Hollyscoop that all the friends and family that attended the ultra private wedding were all aware that Beyonce was already expecting. Our source added that Beyonce is in her early stages, but don’t expect this star to come out with a confirmation statement anytime soon. The couple is pretty private about their personal lives–they still haven’t even confirmed their wedding. But the source confirmed that she is expecting and they rushed the wedding due to Beyonce’s strong Christian beliefs.

Do you believe it?

Solange wouldn’t dare give Bey any showbiz advice, but the 21-year-old can offer tips on the one thing she can definitely do better: Be a mother.

From People: “Whenever Beyoncé decides to have a child, I definitely think she’ll be banging on my door. She’s kept my son over the weekend. She’ll call me like, ‘How do you get this stroller out? And what about the car seat? I don’t know how you do this!’ And I’m like, ‘People do it every day.’ “

The single mom of a 3-year-old Daniel Julez ain’t giving out any marriage tips, though:

“I got married at 17 and divorced at 20,” she says. “So I don’t know if anyone would look to me for advice about that!”

We definitely will not, Sol. Thanks.

On the nuptials that may or may not have taken place, she says: “I don’t know anything about [a wedding]. You’ll have to ask her yourself.”

Stop playin’!

This just in: A source tells People that Beyoncé, 26, and Jay-Z, 38, married on Friday in NYC.

“It happened earlier this evening. Jay wanted it to be a really private affair – close friends and family,” a friend of the couple tells the publication.

The ceremony was reportedly followed by a lavish party at the rapper’s Tribeca apartment that drew Beyoncé’s mother Tina Knowles, her father/manager Mathew, her sister Solange, her Destiny’s Child mates Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams, and the couple’s friend Gwyneth Paltrow.

The two have not made an official announcement. Still keeping their six-year old relationship under wraps, we guess.  But they tipped off the public when on Tuesday when they took out a marriage license, good for 60 days.  Flower arrangements, candleabras and a tent were then delivered to Jay’s Tribeca penthouse apartment early Friday.

Congrats to Bey and Jigga man!

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Despite the fact that she’s both a singer and an actress, Beyoncé is bumping the Hollywood writers’ strike to shake her tail on stage at the Grammy’s on Feb. 10.

Says Daddy Knowles: “The work of The Recording Academy is vital to the music industry, and we have every intention of being with the entire music community to celebrate. Beyoncé has been asked to participate and will do so. We have an incredible performance that will be announced soon. We wish the Grammys the best.”

Yeah, he’s got a point. But how impressed would we have been to see her give up the Beyoncé Bounce for one night to stand on the picket lines in support of men and women who helped build her short but profitable movie career?