Lucky, witch.

I wonder where Jigga was… Probably getting a bikini wax… Yes, a bikini wax!

This week’s US Weekly mag reports Diddy and Jay, among other dudes, are following in their lady’s footsteps and going bald.

Jay-Z says, “You look bigger; girls are more willing to do naughty things to you.”

Gulp.

Beyonce and Idris Elba were on set filming scenes for their up coming movie Obsessed. Elba will play an asset manager who has a knockout wife (Knowles) and thriving career … until a temp office worker (white chic) begins stalking him.

Sniff. I smell a cat fight.

Kadi.

After we shot down the very idea of Mariah dating Nick Cannon, now there’s speculation that the two are engaged. Is this a calculated attempt to get Nick some PR? Sorry, we’re still skeptical. But according to PEOPLE, something’s going on:

Wearing a humongous, gleaming ring on her left hand, Mariah Carey stayed close to Nick Cannon at the afterparty for her new film, Tennessee, on Saturday night.

The pair held hands at the bash at Cadillac Lounge at Tenjune, which followed the movie’s premiere at the Tribeca Film Festival. The two also looked cozy in Vegas on April 14. When asked about a possible engagement, Cannon’s rep had no comment; Carey’s was unable to be reached for comment. Asked what he loved about Carey, Cannon, 27, told PEOPLE: “Everything.” He was at her side from 8 p.m. to about 10:45 p.m. in Tenjune’s VIP room, where they were joined by her BFF, Da Brat.

A source close to Carey has confirmed to Access Hollywood that the engagement is indeed real. But neither party is commenting. Are they trying to pull a Bey-Jay? IF it’s true, we think so….

Our sincere congrats go out to “The Game” star Tia Mowry who married fellow actor Cory Hardrict (Google him.) on Sunday in Santa Barbara, Calif., according to People. The two 28-year-olds were engaged on Christmas Day 2006.

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are reportedly dating? No way this is true. But People mag is suggesting the two are an item after folks saw them getting closer than close at Da Brat’s 34th birthday party.

After landing by private jet, the pair headed straight to Privé Las Vegas at Planet Hollywood, where Cannon, who stars in one of Carey’s videos, was scheduled to deejay. Making their way to a VIP table, the pop diva whispered into Cannon’s ear just before he took to the turntables…He also seemed to give Carey a “secret” shout-out. Carey stood up on the back of the booth and raised her wine glass when Cannon put on Jay-Z’s “Public Service Announcement” and sang along with the lyrics, “I got the hottest chick in the game.”

Not believin’ it. Mimi has done better, and can do better than some Nick Cannon. C’mon.

This just in: A source tells People that Beyoncé, 26, and Jay-Z, 38, married on Friday in NYC.

“It happened earlier this evening. Jay wanted it to be a really private affair – close friends and family,” a friend of the couple tells the publication.

The ceremony was reportedly followed by a lavish party at the rapper’s Tribeca apartment that drew Beyoncé’s mother Tina Knowles, her father/manager Mathew, her sister Solange, her Destiny’s Child mates Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams, and the couple’s friend Gwyneth Paltrow.

The two have not made an official announcement. Still keeping their six-year old relationship under wraps, we guess.  But they tipped off the public when on Tuesday when they took out a marriage license, good for 60 days.  Flower arrangements, candleabras and a tent were then delivered to Jay’s Tribeca penthouse apartment early Friday.

Congrats to Bey and Jigga man!

 See our other coverage on Jay-Z and Beyonce

April 4 Sounds Like a Great Wedding Date

Jay and Bey get a Marraige License

Jigga Inks $150 Million Deal

Beyonce and Jay-Z Photo Gallery

“Lovebirds” Rihanna, 20, and Chris Brown, 18, are still trying to convince folks their just buddies.

From People: Speaking to MTV News at Saturday’s Kids’ Choice Awards, the Girls Gone Bad singer and philanthropist, 20, said, “I won’t say that we’re just friends – me and Chris are really best, best friends…We both started our careers around the same time. He is one of the only people in the industry … I trust and hang out with all the time…If he was a boyfriend, I would say that.”

Brown joined in, too, saying: “They keep asking me, ‘What’s the deal?’ I’m like, ‘There’s no deal. No deal.’ We’re just friends.”

Yep, cuddling up with your friends like these two is completely normal.

“Making the Band’ couple Qwanell and Dawn share a smooch on last night’s finale. Awwww. We hope these two can make their young love last in spite of how crazy the music industry can be.

Star magazine dropped a story about Nia Long and her new, younger man, actor Kevin Phillips. Kevin who? Ya might remember him rockin’ a pair of Speedos in the film “Pride.” Anywho, he’s 24, she’s 37.  Do your thing, Nia.

Here’s Janet and little Jermaine hittin’ up his Courvoisier Pre-Grammy party in L.A. Why, from this angle, J.D. almost looks as tall as Janet.

C’mon, it’s Valentine’s Day. Feel the love a little with this adorable pic of “House of Payne” star Lance Gross and his honey Eva Pigford from “Top Model.” Everybody: Awwww.