Lucky, witch.

I wonder where Jigga was… Probably getting a bikini wax… Yes, a bikini wax!

This week’s US Weekly mag reports Diddy and Jay, among other dudes, are following in their lady’s footsteps and going bald.

Jay-Z says, “You look bigger; girls are more willing to do naughty things to you.”

Gulp.

Beyonce and Idris Elba were on set filming scenes for their up coming movie Obsessed. Elba will play an asset manager who has a knockout wife (Knowles) and thriving career … until a temp office worker (white chic) begins stalking him.

Sniff. I smell a cat fight.

Kadi.

Chris Rock tells Rolling Stone why he thinks Barack Obama might have a little trouble if he makes it to the White House:

“I don’t think a black woman can be first lady of the United States. Yeah, I said it! A black woman can be president, no problem. First lady? Can’t do it. You know why? Because a black woman cannot play the background of a relationship. Just imagine telling your black wife that you’re president? ‘Honey, I did it! I won! I’m the president.’ ‘No, we the president! And I want my girlfriends in the Cabinet! I want Kiki to be secretary of state! She can fight!’ ”

Yuck, yuck, yuck.

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“What in the ham sandwich do they think I did?” — Mariah Carey in an E! interview, responding to rumors that she had $150,000 of plastic surgery.

Better question: Who in the cheeseburger talks like that?

The Didster must be betting his latest acting gig will turn him into a big-time Hollywood hotshot.

He tells the NY Daily News: “I’d like to be based in Hollywood. I want to do leading man kind of stuff. You know, jumping off buildings and things like that…I would also like to do roles where I make love to beautiful women. Films with very emotional, heart-wrenching scenes.”

Not impressed with that reasoning. But it won’t stop me from turning on ABC tonight to watch “A Raisin in the Sun!” Check your local listings, folks.

Shar Jackson makes the ditched baby mama look so positive — always speaking so highly of K-Fed through all his Britney BS. 

“I’ve always said he’s an amazing father … it’s just now people decide they want to listen,” Jackson, mama of two of Federline’s kids, told People. ”He’s an awesome dude. He makes mistakes – people do that. It’s part of life.” Her relationship with Federline is good these days, she also says. “He’s like my best friend.”

Being dumped for a train wreck like Britney was probably the best thing that could have happened to her.

From the NY Post: “When I was new in the NBA, the team veterans convinced me to shave, you know, down there,” the outspoken point guard tells next month’s Men’s Journal. “I used my girlfriend’s razor, which was rusty and gave me keloids. The doctor prescribed medicine to dab on, but I just poured it all over. Three days later I woke up screaming. The skin was burnt off . . . just raw flesh. I used a numbing spray for a month until it healed.” — Washington Wizards’ Gilbert Arenas

Need more proof America is ready for a brother in the Oval Office? Actor Dennis Haysbert says when he played the Prez on Fox’s “24,” folks wanted him to campaign.

“As far as the public is concerned, it did open up their minds and their hearts a little bit to the notion that if the right man came along… that a black man could be president of the United States,” the actor shared recently with TV Guide. “People on the street would ask me to run for office… when I went to promote [24].”

“I have to live with it. My family has to live with it…It’s a very sensitive topic, and we’re not dealing with a 15-year-old here who perceives things a different way,” she says. “We’re talking about a 4-year-old who was upset this morning that I couldn’t drop him off at school, you know? It’s going to be challenging.” — Marion Jones on yesterday’s Oprah Winfrey Show, on how she’ll tell her son about her 6-month jail sentence for steroid use.

Two Tyra-related blogs in one week? It’s overkill. BUT Tyson Beckford talkin’ smack about the model-mogul is just too good to pass up. When asked how his new show “Make Me a Supermodel” compares to “America’s Next Top Model,” Tyson says:

“Tyra? Are you joking? I’m the only male supermodel there is, the only one who can make a supermodel,” he told PageSix.com. “Do you think Tyra can just call up Naomi Campbell and ask her to teach these kids how to walk the runway? Please! You know Tyra and Naomi aren’t cool like that right? And we’re in New York, Tyra’s in L.A. Nothing’s going on in L.A. [My models] will go on go-sees, be doing what it takes where the action is, in New York. Please!” – Page Six

First off, isn’t Tyra in NY now? Second, Tyra doesn’t need crazy Naomi to be successful. Third, Tyson, give Tyra dap for putting modeling competition shows on the map. Tired as her show might be, she did start it all.

We didn’t need Mariah Carey to tell us she never made the following comment about performing with J.Lo:

“I’d rather be on stage with a pig — a duet with Jennifer Lopez and me just ain’t going to happen.”

Mimi’s divalicious, but not THAT divalicious. In response, she says: “This is just some Internet gossip and it’s pathetic that people actually entertain the thought that this could be real.”

Truth be told, Mimi would blow J.Lo out the water with her vocal stylings. But she’d never say that out loud.