How much? In between gushing about how BIG Djimon Hounsou’s….billboard-sized underwear ad is in Hong Kong, Kimora Lee Simmons shared with People magazine how she plans to honor her recently deceased pooch, Zoe.

“There is a company that makes diamonds out of your loved ones,” she said. ”[They] make diamonds from a little of the carbon from the ash, so I might do that. I might turn her into a diamond.”

Alrighty then.

Well, Ming and Aoki Simmons might have a little company soon. According to the NY Post, Kimora and boyfriend Djimon Hounsou are expecting a bambino. Of course, the source is unnamed and Kimora’s peeps aren’t commenting, so who knows? But if their romance is as steamy as it looks, we wouldn’t be surprised if Kimora wasn’t already designing a fabulously blinged-out baby room.

Far be it from me to say who should be dating who, especially in the zany world of entertainment. But some couples, at first glance, just don’t make sense, like Vivica Fox and 50 Cent. Like Bobby and Whitney (before we saw her ghetto side). Like Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley. Like Janet Jackson and Jermaine Dupree (who have grown on us by now). Like Beyonce and Ja…anywho, it’s my job to comment, so here I go.

Rihanna and actor Shia LeBeouf: If they are in fact dating, um, why? The Umbrella-ella-ella girl reportedly said she dug white guys, which, you know, is her thing. But this white guy?  Mismatch.

Djimon Hounsou and Kimora Lee Simmons: Beyond modeling, don’t you wonder what these two have in common? Kimora’s all Ms. Fabulous CEO Diva, high on her glamorous life, and Djimon’s all like the righteous African, down-to-earth brother who doesn’t appear to be interested in blingin’ a thing. Mismatch.

What other celebrity couples make you wonder, “How did that happen?”