According to TMZ.com, Naomi Campbell’s crazy behind was arrested AGAIN.

Naomi Campbell has been arrested at Heathrow Airport after she allegedly assaulted a police officer. Why? [She] lost her bag!! Campbell was pulled off a British Airlines flight to L.A. this morning after reportedly causing a huge stink when she says one of her — count ‘em — three carry-on bags was missing. The Sun says after she was yanked off the plane, cops had to be called because the supermodel was told she was unfit to fly. The anger management class superstar was hauled away “ranting and raving” from BA’s first class lounge after allegedly assaulting an officer. Where’s an assistant when you need one?!  Witnesses say they heard the model scream “get off me, leave me alone” as she was taken to the Heathrow police station.

Did she learn NOTHING from her stint at the Sanitation Department? Somebody needs a few more anger management classes…

Naomi Campbell’s pissed that everyone knows about her ”cyst” removal in Brazil this week. So pissed, she ordered her phone be cut off in her Sao Paulo hospital room, and copped a ‘tude with the hospital staff.

From wire reports: Staff at the hospital said the celebrity, famously given to diva-like behavior, was “in no way courteous” to them and had barred them from her room.

Turns out, her spokeswoman leaked the information. We want our well wishes back.

Naomi Campbell was hospitalized in San Paulo, Brazil for the removal of a cyst according to her publicist.”I cannot reveal what Naomi had, nor how serious her condition was, but I can say I operated on her yesterday and that she is completely cured,”  gynecologist Jose Aristodemo Pinotti said.

“A cyst”

Riiiiight, Naomi.

How do you say penicillin in Portuguese? 

You know Naomi probably told the publcist to make up a believable story or else feel the wrath of her BlackBerry.

Feel better, Naomi.

Naomi Campbell was reportedly on her way to an 80s party in this outfit. I’m scratchin’ my head wondering who looked like this in the 80s??? Fanny pack, OK. But I don’t get the rest. Maybe it’s a British thing. Anybody?