Amy's maternal instincts

Contributor: Dior Noir

Looks like Amy Winehouse has relapsed on that crack pipe again, delusional as usual!

While attempting to lay low in St. Lucia, in the midst of a divorce from husband Blake Fielder-Civil who just so happens to be expecting a child with a woman he met in rehab last year (classy!), the singer told British newspaper The Daily Mail:

“I couldn’t have given him kids – and anyway I want black kids, not white kids.”

Now it goes without saying: I wouldn’t trust this bag of bones with my pet rock—mainly because she’d probably find a way to mix it with Arm & Hammer, cook it and snort— but what’s good with these celebrities pining for Black children and treating them like a trend du jour as if a child with melanin is the equivalent of the “it” bag or rat dog? First Angelina Jolie, Madonna and now this head? I can’t take it!

This news comes on the heels of the recent rumors that Amy wants to write a children’s book (I’m guessing her racial-slur laced rendition of nursery rhyme “Heads and Shoulders Knees and Toes” won’t be included). I’m not sure what her curent obsession with the youth is about, but unless she’s going to scare a class room straight during a D.A.R.E presentation I need her to leave the kids alone.

Luckily for all babes, Black and White, Amy wouldn’t even be able to walk a straight line to an adoption agency.

As if the train wreck more commonly called Amy Winehouse couldn’t crash any louder, there’s word from across the pond tonight the troubled siren has actually taken to eating cotton candy laced with cocaine. Read the rest of this entry »

Busta Rhymes would love to work with Amy WinoWinehouse, who right
now is blowing off the rapper. Maybe they’ll record together in England since
the rapper is threatening to move there if Barack Obama loses to John McCain in
November’s presidential election.

According to Britain’s Daily
Star:

Amy Winehouse was on standby for Busta Rhymes at last week’s Orange Rockcorps gig
in case immigration didn’t allow him in.

Busta finally made it to the Royal Albert Hall on time but Amy, 25, still gave the
rapper her number in the hope of future collaboration.

The hip-hop legend, 36, told me: “I would love to work with her. I think she is
a talented genius of an artist. She won’t pick up the damn phone but that’s OK.
I ain’t mad at her.”

Despite the immigration trouble Busta wants to make England his home.

He added: “In the past I did live in Preston. It’s a home away from home. If John
McCain wins the presidency then I’m definitely moving over here.”

Leave it to Amy Winehouse to go after the egomaniacal Kanye West.

The British singer, who will be lucky to see 2009, called West a “c***” at the Glastonbury Festival last weekend. 

Amy pretty much said what a lot of folks have been thinking for a while now.

Leave it to a woman who is practically on her death bed to stir it up with Kanye.

You knew West was going to respond (This just in… Amy Winehouse hates me!!! Now I’ve really made it!!! LOL!!!!) but Jay-Z felt the need to stand up for his Roc-a-fella colleague. 

“She said something about Kanye late on (in her set) but I didn’t hear it and I don’t agree with it. He’s my brother and the biggest artist on Roc-a-fella (records) right now. 

How cute. Big Brother standing up for Kanye.