Can someone pass around a memo to these celebrities that not all of us are victims of home schooling?

Yesterday pictures of Solange rocking a Florida Evans inspired hair cut hit the ‘net.

Hours later, Bow Wow tweeted the following:

F*** wrong wit all deez chix cuttn they hair wantn to be boyz n shit! yall gotta CUT that out! dnt wanna look at u and u lookn like me gnr

as artist aint we pose 2 stand out from 1 anotha and be creative? so y err female rnb singer falln behind the next wit dis bald s–t?

man deez chix losn they mine gnr they all look like they goin thru sumn. gnr they chix look fukn retarded wit dis bald s–t

Ladies if you gon shave ya head atleast my barber Bobby world give u dat tite a– hairline LOL! Stop joccin Amber not cute.

I must be getting old because I nearly went blind trying to decode that.

Anyway, we see a new photo of Solange’s hair cut. Hours later, Bow Wow tweets about a girl with a hair cut and accuses that person of trying to swagger jack Amber Rose.

Who else could he have been talking about?

As for the comments themselves, this is the same person whose lyrics have been mainly penned by Da Brat and Jermaine Dupri over the years and currently trying to rhyme like the child of Lil’ Wayne and T.I.

Why won’t he let Solange and her barber be great, ya’ll?

P.S. You can’t talk about people “going through something” when you just tweeted about problems yourself.

Bow Wow’s Twitter is usually home to references about money, girls, cars, girls, haters, and “freestyles” he’s about to get write (let that last one marinate for a minute or so).

So, once people saw tweets that pointed to lack of enthusiasm about life, flags went up across the Web.

Bow Wow tweeted:

“Man I be gettn bored wit life. I wish I neva did and seen err thang so soon. I have nuffn to look forward 2. I’m down more than I am happy. In a dark place! Goodbye.”

Now the next morning he was on ustream talking about he hadn’t brushed his teeth yet and was shooting the breeze with stans. Go figure.

But for argument’s sake, let’s conclude that he was being sincere and remind ourselves that he’s still relatively young.

This is what happens when you let materialism dictate what equates a good life. Things are nice, but so are books and communication with people not regularly featured on gossip blogs.

OK, let me stop channeling my inner psychologist. I’ve noticed a lot of people asking for us to pray for him. Yeah, that will help, but God is busy with the global recession. Let the Lord lead ya’ll to Dr. Phil’s inbox on Bow Wow’s behalf.

So let me get this straight. Chris Brown allegedly beats up Rihanna inside of a car on a public street, doing everything from punching her to biting her, yet anyone who says, “You know, you really shouldn’t do that,” is the bad person.

Does one have to get socked in the eye to follow that logic?

Well, that’s how Chris Brown feels. During a live chat with Bow Wow last night, the man who now draws comparison to Ike Turner versus Michael Jackson, told the world “I’m not a monster.”

Maybe not, but he allegedly bites like one. 

He also added, “We ain’t going nowhere. Everybody that’s haters, they just been haters. All my real fans, I love ya’ll. I ain’t a monster. Believe that.”

Chris Brown’s career should not end over one alleged slip up. His personal life shouldn’t overshadow his talent.

But, when you’re accused of domestic violence, should you be online talking about “the haters?”

Between the video chats, Twitter, and blogs, the internet is turning into one big PSA for publicists.  

Contributor: Runteldat

So after putting him on blast for having a penchant for anal beads, in addition to accusing him of being abusive, Karrine Steffans wants us all to know that everything is now cool between her and the guy forever known to the world as Eddie Winslow.

In fact, super duper jaws has made an announcement: “I’s married now.”

Talking love, sex, and BS with Jawn Murray, Karrine Steffans said she and Darius McCrary are married.

Mrs. Eddie Winslow said:

“Darius and I have always been married whether it’s spiritually or legally, we’re married on both levels; legally, on paper, signed, sealed, delivered.”

When asked about the wedding date and marriage license, Karrine says that’s all “confidential.”

Funny how Lady Run Tel Dat suddenly wants to start keeping secrets, isn’t it?

As for those Bow Wow rumors, she chalked that up to internet hearsay although if I recall correctly it was her constantly shouting him out via Twitter.

Good luck, Darius.  

Contributor: Runteldat

Yesterday Bow Wow held a live video chat where he answered questions from the few fans he has left.

During the chat Bow Wow revealed how uncomfortable he gets around gays.

He talked about a time where he needed a haircut and had his people go and find him a barber. But after noticing the barber was gay he told them that he didn’t want the haircut anymore.

He said he didn’t want a gay barber touching his head.

I’m guessing either the top of his dome is his hot spot or he seems to think homosexuality is contagious.

Isn’t it funny that a guy who twirled his neck like a hurricane and flinched his wrist around like it just suffered a stroke during a special with Omarion (you know, that masculine guy) is saying that he’s homophobic?

Of all people you would think a child star would be more accepting of people. 

Note to Bow Wow: 12-year-olds don’t like you anymore and their older sisters never cared about you. 70% of the people who bought your album last week were probably gay.

It’s a good thing you’re retiring: You just missed out on selling an additional 7 copies of New Jack City II. 

Contributor: Runteldat

Judging from his comments about Rev. Run’s daughter to Giant magazine, the not-so-lil’ Bow Wow wants us all to know it’s more than just “puppy love” with Angela Simmons.

On he’s feelings toward multi-colored shoe pusher (hey, that’s a compliment) and ex-girlfriend Bow Wow said, “Angela Simmons is the love of my life. She’s a young black woman doing something incredible. She’s a CEO of a company at 21 years old and a positive role model for kids.”

Isn’t that precious. Not only is that a nice statement, it’s a clever way to remind us that you’re still alive, Bow Wow. Before ya’ll e-jump me, it’s true that his albums aren’t selling like they used to. 

I think it’s a smart move, though I hope it turns out better the last time he tried to use his personal relationships for publicity. 

For a little guy, Bow Wow is doing big things. He announced yesterday that he’ll
take part in a voter registration initiative that kicks off tomorrow in Atlanta
and travels to various cities around the nation.

His website says:

Walk Across America will take Bow Wow and other citizens who are excited about the
2008 elections to cities across the United States in an effort to encourage people,
especially the youth, to participate in the contests happening this November and
the political process overall.

Walk Across America will travel by foot and bus through several cities including
Philadelphia, PA, Washington, D.C. and New York City making stops at various locations
including colleges, universities and radio stations. Bow Wow is working with Declare
Yourself and Black Youth Vote, two non-partisan organizations that will be assisting
with the registration efforts at each stop and helping to reinforce the importance
of youth voter participation. Students and elected officials from both major parties
will also be invited to take part in the efforts in each city.

Although he is only 21, Bow Wow, who is launching his Follow The Leader foundation
this year, felt that it was important for him to become personally involved in this
historical election and to help motivate other young people to become engaged in
the process. “It’s important for the youth to participate because we’re tomorrow’s
leaders. We need to make sure that our voices are heard and have a say in the decisions
that will affect our lives and our country for years to come,” he says.