It’s not enough that Lil’ Flip went and made a song called “Kim Kardashian.”

Now Kim Kardashian herself wants to record an album. The girl famous for everything that does nothing now has decided she wants to sing. And Jesus’ favorite choir director wept.

Apparently, Kim K. is in the studio recording tracks. And get this: She’s trying to do R&B.

Look what you started, Cassie.

Or maybe I should say, Ciara, since that’s who been said to be encouraging her. The two are rumored to be recording a duet.

That’s going to sound like a goat and cat with strep throat.

For the record, having singers in you doesn’t necessarily mean they left actual talent there.