I guess news of O.J. Simpson losing it in jail suggests that we’re supposed to start feeling some sympathy for him, but I don’t feel an ounce of it.

According to the National Enquirer, Simpson is terrified his cellmate is plotting to take revenge on him for his [alleged] role in murder of his ex-wife Nicole Simpson-Brown.

Insert your own Johnnie Cochran reference here.

Anyhow, according to the Enquirer, O.J. has told his people, “My cellmate is nuts. He’s a killer, and he hates me. He told me that he is in prison for murder and rape, and he hates my guts because I got away with murdering my ex-wife. He’s told me he is going to strangle me in my sleep the first chance he gets.”

Friends of the football player turned cellmate are concerned.

An insider says, “I think O.J. is finally losing it. If he has to stay in prison for a long time, he won’t make it.”

Well, he shouldn’t have fallen for that trap that laid for him last year.

Oh well, the only juice I cut for these days go by the names of Simply, Minute Maid, Tropicana, and “insert your brand of choice here.”

O.J. Simpson must have thought he was back on the football field when his daughter
Arnelle, 39, knocked him down during an argument on Sunday, according to reports.

The New York Daily News
reports:

Cops rushed to the Florida home of O.J. Simpson after his eldest daughter knocked
him to the ground in a brawl over his girlfriend Christie Prody, sources said.

“Arnelle had a fight with Christie over Christie’s behavior. That’s
what started the whole thing,” a source told the Daily News.

“Christie has some problems with drinking, and Arnelle got mad. O.J. said
‘Don’t talk to her like that,’ and Arnelle pushed him.”

The source said Arnelle, 39, called 911 in a fit of guilt after she toppled the
61-year-old on Sunday, giving him a minor head injury.

The police report does not mention O.J.’s fall, but the href="http://www.nationalenquirer.com">National Enquirer, which first reported
the row, quoted a source saying O.J. was “cut on the back of his head, blood
was coming out the side of his mouth and his lip was cut.”

The Enquirer said Arnelle was furious with O.J. for dishing out money to Prody,
32, while his high school sweetheart – Arnelle’s mom, Marguerite Whitley -
has to work at WalMart to make ends meet.