Chris Rock Delivers in HBO’s ‘Kill the Messenger’

Published by Tracy Scott on Monday, September 29, 2008 at 5:06 pm.

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What would you expect from a Chris Rock HBO special? Let’s see. There were lots of F-bombs, political jokes, N-words flying through the air from London to Harlem and race jokes.

 Yep, it was typical Chris Rock.

 The funniest material in the 90-minute special was about the election. My Top 3 (paraphrased):

1. If you were hanging off a cliff, and needed a f*ck to survive, George Bush still wouldn’t give a f*ck.

2. McCain was too old to run for president 10 years ago.

3. You don’t have to wonder if Barack Obama is a Black man. His name is as Black as Dikemba Mutombo’s. That’s as Black as it gets in America.

Did you watch? What were your top jokes of the night? Did Rock have you LOL or flipping channels?

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