Is Chris Brown Ready For Oprah?Published by Michael Arceneaux on Wednesday, July 22, 2009 at 12:00 am.
Could it be a seat on Oprah Winfrey’s couch? That’s the word.
It’s rumored that Chris Brown’s camp is in negotiations with The Oprah Winfrey Show about making an appearance on the Goddess of the Universe’s talk show.
Only there’s one catch: Breezy doesn’t want to talk about the specifics of what happened between he and Rihanna the night he reportedly beat her.
However, it seems Oprah’s people have popped back and made it clear that they don’t want anything on the table.
With respect to all of you teeny boppers who throw your training bras at Chris in concert, it doesn’t compare to the power of Oprah’s legion of fans. If Chris wants to go back to pop locking for Doublemint gum, I’d sit on the couch, cry and let Oprah verbally spank me.
In the end, he can show remorse and can be back in the mainstream media’s good graces.
Or he could always solely do Tyra Banks’ show – although it’s very likely he won’t be able to get a word in edgewise.
I think Tyra Banks is incredibly talented, but ya’ll know she has a habit of flipping every conversation back to her. Chris will be on her site crying and she’ll somehow bring up how some dude pushed her off the swing when she was 7 and it changed her life.