I still can’t believe producers have allowed Paula Abdul to leave American Idol.

I’m not sure what they’re thinking, but if you ask me (and they haven’t, but I’m going to say it anyway) no one can fill Paula’s shoes, prescription, or wine glass.

But, I suppose the show must go on, so if they’re going to replace the musical genius of the show (don’t hate: “Crazy Cool” was a hot song), they might as well go hard.

Here are a couple of names I’ve thought of to replace Paula The Great.

1. MC Skat Kat

Look, I love Paula, too, but if you’re old enough to remember the video for “Opposites Attract,” you know the cat stole the show. With lines like, “Swift and sly and I’m playing it cool, with my homegirl, Paula Abdul,” I can’t help but think about all of the gems that may come out of his mouth.

Watch out, Sheree Whitfield.

2. One of Prince’s sidekicks.

We can go with Sheila E! who actually has musical talent and knows what it’s like to at least have one big hit.

There’s Vanity, who can claim that one hit wonder bragging right herself, but as someone who’s been in a few movies, can share a little more insight into being a well rounded pop star. Only problem is she’s like all saved now, so the Christian Vanity is likely not as entertaining as the heathen one.

And I can’t forget about my girl Appolonia. I’d give anything to hear one of the goodie goodie contestants perform “Sex Shooter.”

3. Jennifer Lopez

She’s this decade’s answer to Paula Abdul anyway.

4. Chilli

I’d rather watch her fight with Simon than pretend to be Ray-J on VH1.

5. Aretha Franklin

I picture her sitting at the table next to Randy Jackson with a wing in hand a mean side-eye going at any contestant who dares to sing one of her songs (let alone butcher it).

6. Bobby Brown

MUST SEE TV!

7. LaToya Jackson

The only person I can think of who can match Paula Abdul’s wackiness.

8. Ciara

Isn’t it about time someone told her to have a seat anyway? Kidding. Good luck with that next album, CiCi.

9. Tiffany/Debbie Gibson

That is, if we want to go the 80s pop idol route.

10. Janet Jackson

It could do wonders for her career.

TAGS: American Idol, Paula Abdul

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