Do you remember when adults told you that TV rotted your brain, as a child? How about when they got so angry because you listened to questionable music? You didn’t understand what they were trying to prevent then but hopefully you do now. And if not, take a look at this guy:

I had never watched MTV’s new reality show Is She Really Going Out With Him until I got this email and cracked up for at least five minutes. The show’s premise is about women who are dating “bags.” The viewer gets to watch men who are overly arrogant, mean, negligent, immature or [insert negative adjective here], mistreat their girlfriends. The girlfriend must decide whether or not she wants to stay with her bag by episode’s end.

In this guy’s case, he thinks he’s going to be the next Jay-Z but he goes about it in a Malibu’s Most Wanted (the Jersey Shore edition) kind of way. I’m speechless, but extremely amused. I still won’t believe that this is not a skit until it airs this week.

The preview clips don’t seem to show his girl, but I have to see this! Are you not entertained?

Is She Really Going Out With Him airs weekdays on MTV at 5pm ET.