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MTV Movie Awards: Em gets some a**!
Published by Clay Cane on Monday, June 1, 2009 at 12:00 am.
Okay, I know there was the MTV Movie Awards last night, but no one cares about that — actually, the show should be renamed to “Em Had Man-A** in His Face 2009.” The image of the bare-a** Bruno landing his pasty behind in Eminem’s pale face should run on replay during every time slot on MTV for the next 365 days– I laughed so hard that I almost got over the fact that not one Black person won a MTV Movie Award!
In case you don’t know, Bruno is a character created by the campy Sacha Noam Baron Cohen, who became famous when he starred in the 2006 comedy Borat. According to Wikipedia Bruno is “a homosexual character claiming to be a reporter from an Austrian television station and interviews unsuspecting guests.” Perfect match for Eminem who hates the gays. Em’s “homies” had to beat off the a** and once Marshall was freed he and the tainted others ran out of the building.
Oh – and if you are wondering if the fight was real — according to Soulja Boy’s Twitter, “Yooo Em is MAD!!!! That was messed up!!! I seen that naked dude on red carpet I was like WTF who is that eww.” And, Ryan Seacrest from American Idol said, “If u saw the fight at mtv movie awards betwen eminem and ‘bruno’ I am told it was real and em’s crew left the show.” What more confirmation do you need? I wonder if this was all planned by Nick Cannon!
Next highlight, Oscar winner and respected actor, Forest Whitaker, sang an amazingly on-key version of a song I never want to hear again, “Dick in a Box.” Forest sang that song with some real passion — remember, he did star in the tranny classic Crying Game!
As for the rest of the show, Taraji P. Henson (in an outfit that is already being chopped up on the blogs) introduced Eminem’s performance, Lil’ Wayne presented and Twilight racked up more awards than I can count. Denzel Washington and his beautiful daughter Olivia Washington presented best movie of the year, which was Twilight.
Click here for the full list of winners.
Don’t forget — the mama of all award shows, the 2009 BET Awards, airs Sunday, June 28th 8/7c! Hopefully, Eminem will show up – we can guarantee there will be no man-ass in his face! Well, unless some vintage Prince shows up – then who knows!
Click here for a fashion run down of the MTV Movie Awards!
Watch below for the clip of Em being violated.
MANN HE WOULDA GOT HIS FUNKY ASS BEAT CUZZ
Point blank…he got a taste of himself. Was it disrespectful and in bad taste, sure, but if he’s going to dish it out than he needs to learn how to take it. He has no problem acting the way he does and saying the things he does so suck it up(no pun intended). It’s all for entertainment purposes anyway.
It’s obvious that truly was a flaw…his wing hit the speaker (see it again) and from there IT (his a**) went downhill & he tried his best to ad-lib. I’m just grateful he didn’t get tore to pieces because THAT WAS NOT FUNNY!!!! So in that respect, much love for Em, he actually showed some maturity in the mist of some downright horrific sh**!!!!!!!
You know what the fact is , he always calling somebody else out in his video’s and music. He was talking about people, but if you can take it -then you don’t need to dish it out..I thought it was funny, and good for Bruno..lol
WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW OWOWOWOWOWOWOW DAMN
I agree With u on tthat 1. But he Shouldn’t left like that he should got up and wope his A**.
That waz really funny a** hell. that gone be on B.E.T. for the rest of the month
It was clearly a publicity stunt. Eminem saw he was hovering directly over him and had ample time to move but didn’t because the whole thing was staged.
Em punch his ass inthe face it is for his on good he put his ass in your face fight fight fight
1st off, I wouldn’t be mad if eminem beat the sh** out of that pasty skinned f-a-g. And for all of you saying Eminem can’t take it when the jokes on him, you don’t see him putting his @$$ on peoples face, he just makes a song about them. F**k Bruno.
that was not funny nor was it cool….EM did not know that was gonna happen you can tell he was mad….he wouldnt have left like that
that was not staged who would want someone to put there a$$ in his face eminem was clearly shocked he or anyone else didnt know how far bruno was gonna go i know u eminem haters just love this i admit it was funny but a little over the top
dat waz messed up to tha max but it made me laugh really hard….good job MTV i might watch it next year
That was not cool at ALL!!Eminem may talk about people but he has never went that far!!!That was gross!!!Em should have stayed and beat his ass!!
Oh yeah *@#? Bruno!!!
ummmm i think that em deserved every bit of it. I mean it was rude to have that mans ass all in his face, but after all em did, making fun of so many people in his video…lol i got a great laugh out of this…lol this made my day, really.
if this was a publicity stunt i hope em was paid well. Ain’t no way in i hell let another man put his a@# in my face.
First of all the guy might have said bad things about other people but action
speaks louder than words. they took action on him,very distasteful action at that. Bruno is a lucky guy because EM. should have got gangsta on his a$$.
BIGG UPs to you EM. Real Gs do real thangs, busta’s do what bruno did.
omq.that was hilarious..i thought hw staged that bu he was serious..aww poor eminem
he should use that for his next cd cover lol