Nas + Kelis= Ohhhhhhhhhhh Baby!January 14th, 2009
Knocked Up, but in a good way…..Despite rumors of having a troubled marriage, odd couple, Kelis and Nasir Jones are now expecting their first little tyke into this wonderful world of ours. Perez Hilton and Us Weekly are reporting the couple are expecting, but have yet to confirm the sex or the exact date of the baby’s arrival. Awwwww, isn’t love so awesome *Shrugs*.
A source close to the couple adds, “It’s all they are talking about. She is carrying hip-hop royalty!” says the insider, who adds Kelis — currently in her first trimester — already has a little bump. “They are so excited.”
If it’s a boy, expect a militant street poet who will sport Kufi’s, fitteds, a Canary yellow Jesus piece along with latest Fila sneakers that Poppa Nas gave him for Kwanzaa. He’ll also call Young Hova’s offspring corny during the first day of 2nd grade which will later be solved with a closed doors meeting held by Biggie and Diddy’s sons.
If it’s a girl, well Kelis is already weird enough, so that’ll be a sight to see within it’s own right. Regardless, CONGRATULATIONS TO THE HAPPY/UNHAPPY COUPLE!
Low “The day my Lil LowKey arrives, ALL HELL SHALL BREAK LOOSE” Key