Sometimes we wonder how SMART our  beloved entertainers are, I mean SERIOUSLY. DMX going to jail is like a pastor preaching the good word on Sunday; it happens every week! Ok, I’ll stop, but still…..why the absurdness?

Word around town in the County of Dade (a city in Miami), Earl Simmons aka DMX, was apprehended for purchasing the good good and that white white. Translation:  This fool was caught buying weed and cocaine off an undercover narcotics agent. As the transaction was in progress, Mr. Dark Man X requested, “30 Powder & 15 Weed”, street slang for, yep you guessed it, Marijuana and Cocaine. What type of street slang is that????

Anyway, in the last month and a half, X has been arrested on three different occasions, one of which just occurred last week (authorities nabbed him for driving without valid license). I think we can give up all hope on Mr. Simmons. I pray he gets better, but when you’re buying $45 narcotics, it doesn’t look to good at the end of that tunnel.

Sincerely

Low “Speechless?  Nah, not really…I just don’t have the energy to elaborate on his stupidity” Key 

TAGS: DMX

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