Maybe my musical taste buds are tracking back to a creative space he’s not in anymore….yeah, that’s probably it.

To make matters worse, it didn’t help one bit to hear Lil Wizzle hoop and holler about how he’s “Weezy F. Baby Boy”.I’m not sure if Omarion’s been keeping up with the news lately, but a certain counterpart of his is in some serious trouble, so there’s a vacant slot open for the taking (Sorry Chris, but the young ladies need their musical fix).

Hopefully, this is just a teaser, or maybe an unofficial leak, because this damn sure doesn’t deserve “First single status”. WHAT DO YOU THINK?????

Omarion ft. Lil Wayne- Comfort

Like it, Love it or Leave it?????????

Sincerely

Low “Omarion, this is the part where you choose another single” Key

If these allegations against him are in fact true (which they probably are), hopefully, Chris will also seek further counseling so this it’s first and last time he has to go through a situation like this. Read Chris’ statement, below…..

“Words cannot begin to express how sorry and saddened I am over what transpired. I am seeking the counseling of my pastor, my mother and other loved ones and I am committed, with God’s help, to emerging a better person. Much of what has been speculated or reported on blogs and/or reported in the media is wrong. While I would like to be able to talk about this more, until the legal issues are resolved, this is all I can say except that I have not written any messages or made any posts to Facebook, on blogs or any place else. Those posts or writing under my name are frauds.”

Keep your head up Chris….

Sincerely

Low “Whewwww, I wonder what’s going through his mind right now” Key 

Still, many people are remaining weary about what’s REALLY going on between the two love birds. If the victim is in fact Rihanna, then this is probably one of the most horrible cover ups known to man kind (no comment, lol). And since I just found out the victim IS Rihanna, her publicist should be fired!

Now, since we don’t know EXACTLY what happened between the two, I’ve taken the liberty to draw up TEN conclusions of my own. Too early? Probably, but had they handled this issue with common sense, I would’ve been a bit more sensitive to the subject at hand.

So, without further ado, I now present to you, Top Ten: 10 Things That Could’ve Happened Btw Rihanna and Chris Brown. Remember, this is allllllll in good fun. However, it is SAD that Chris laid hands on Ri Ri. Not cool dude, NOT COOL!

10. Right after Chris saw this video, he found a dread of Young H.O.’s (Jay-Z) nappy fro in the limo.

9. After the Clive Davis function, Chris asked Rihanna to “Run It”, but all she offered was a “Kiss Kiss”. She then yelled, “I’m done ‘With You’. Chris slowly moved closer to Rihanna giving her, “No Air” , which sent the songbird scrambling to send an “S.O.S”. “Shawty Got Loose”, but Chris wasn’t too far behind. She managed to get back in the car and told the driver to “Shut Up & Drive”. Before pulling off, Chris managed to sneak in a double mint two piece, yelling, “We’re going to be together ‘FOREVER’.

8. A publicity stunt gone TERRIBLY wrong!

7. Chris felt it wasn’t fair Rihanna got to release her third album 7 times. He thought it was time to put an end to the BS.

6. Chris decided to watch “What’s Love Got To Do With It” right before Rihanna got in the car.

5. Again, after watching THIS video, he took THIS song too literal.

4. He figured an incident like this would do him better justice than a measly Grammy appearance alongside his victim, I mean girlfriend.

3. He needed another way to convince the media he was the real bad boy of R&B. The tattoo’s just weren’t enough.

2. How else was he going to find out if Rick Ross was really a cop?

1. Chris found out Rihanna’s real name is Robyn Fenty.

Sincerely

Low “REMEMBER, THIS IS ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL JOKES” Key

In regards to the song itself, I must concur with Pain and C.Breeze’s sentiments, I looooooove a honey dip who can dance like me, if not better. Though I haven’t heard the song in the club yet, I can imagine this will be a nice lil party starter once it starts circulating throughout popular nightclubs. T-Pain + Chris Brown: SMASH HIT!

Clearly, T-Pizzle is sticking to the original video format from his last two visuals and that’s cool, but if I watch one more Syndrome directed video, I’m going to die of motion sickness. Regardless, the video is pretty damn tough. Enjoy it, below

Sincerely

Low “Why can’t I find a PYT who can TICK TICK TICK it, also?” Key

T-Pain ft. Chris Brown- Freeze

However, when I saw this clip of The Dream side swiping (talking reckless) Chris Brown’s significant other, I just HAD to share with the rest of you. It’s obvious; liquor destroys our common sense ticker. And since The Dream is a relevant figure in the music industry, the media (including myself) is on high alert for anything absurd this guy might utter.

If you remember, last year The Dream and Chris Brown were caught in a bit of a verbal tug of war over some comments about J.Holiday’s, “Bed” track which was written by The Dream and actually considered for Chris Brown. Since then, the two have ceased the drama…..until NOW!

So here’s the story, by the looks of the video, The Dream stumbled out of a club, belligerent, and started yapping about Rihanna for some odd reason. “Aye, put me on the internet. Where’s Rihanna at?”,  The Dream slurred as he was ordered to the SUV. He continued, “I’m going to meet with Rihanna right now”. As his flunkies continued to order him inside the truck, he concluded the evening with the golden comment, “I’m just saying, me and Rihanna are fin to hook up in a few minutes” CLASSIC!

So, after watching the clip, how should CB respond to this? Should he take it personal or should he let it roll of his shoulder???? I swear, I’m not trying to start trouble, but when the ish is handed to me on a silver platter, I have to hoist it up on my shoulders lol!Sincerely

Low “Ahhhhhhhhhhhh sh*t, YOU DONE EFFED UP NOW, DREAM! “ Key

I’d never seen Chris Brown perform live, so I was interested to see what the youngin had in store. I can honestly say the lil homey held his own. I’m not going to lie, at times his breath control wasn’t up to par, but everything was in sync when it came to hitting certain notes.

The good thing about Chris is he’s still young, so he has PLENTY of time to improve his stage presence. Alright, enough of my commentary, scroll down and check out this EXCLUSIVE video of Chris and his team tearing down the Madison Square Garden stage.

Chris Brown performs, “Wall to Wall, during Z100’s, Jingle Ball at Madison Square Garden on December 12. Chris Brown performs, “No Air” during Z100’s, Jingle Ball at Madison Square Garden on December 12.

Chris Brown and his dancers have a dance off to T-Pain’s, Freeze during Z100’s, Jingle Ball at Madison Square Garden on December 12. Chris Brown brings out Rihanna to perform “Umberlla” during Z100’s, Jingle Ball at Madison Square Garden on December 12. Rihanna performs “Live Your Life” during Z100’s, Jingle Ball at Madison Square Garden on December 12.What’d you guys think of Chris Brown’s performance at Z100’s, Jingle Ball???????? GO HEAD, HE’S DYING TO KNOW WHAT YOU THOUGHT!

Check back tomorrow for clips from Kanye’s performance at Z100’s Jingle Ball.

Sincerely

Low “God DAM I hate this COMPUTER VIRUS” Key

From what I’m told, “Yamaha Mama” is set to be Soulja’s second single from his sophomore LP, iSouljaBoy, which is set to be released in December. His first single, “Birdwalk” isn’t really picking up steam like expected, but I’m sure this “YM” featuring Chris Brown will do some damage on 106 and Park once the visual is created. Remember, take the song for what it’s worth. If you’re looking for lyrical wordplay, YOU WILL BE DISAPPOINTED, lol!

Soulja Boy ft. Chris Brown- Yamaha Mama |Prod. By Polow Da Don|

Like it, Love it or Leave it??????

Sincerely

Low “It’s just a song….treat it as such” Key 

Not much to say…..so I’ll keep it short and sweet. Brought to you by the good folks (LowKey) over at B.E.T. You Haven’t Heard This

Chris Brown ft. Lil Wayne & Lupe Fiasco- Forever |Rmx|

Like it, Love it or Leave it???????

Sincerely

Low “Forever….Forever….Forever….Anyone remember that? No. Ok” Key

What would the world be without the screeching effects of Teddy’s vocal trickery echoing through every speaker known to mankind? Many have pondered it, but could/would Teddy lay the device to rest? Would it be tragic for him to retire the vocoder and the rest of his followers, which include Yung Berg, Birdman, Snoop Dog, 50 Cent, Ciara, Jim Jones (he recorded a song in Auto-Tune but canned it), Usher, Chris Brown, R.Kelly, The Dream, Kanye West, Lil Wayne, LowKey (I’m writing this article in Auto-Tune) allowed to still use it? I caught up with Pain yesterday before he hit 106 & Park and asked the Tallahassee Titan if he ever thought about laying the Auto-Tune to rest….

“I did think about it. There was a couple people trying to get me to do it, but I figured I’m the originator of this generation pretty much. Teddy Riley can’t do it better than Roger Troutman, I can’t do it better than Teddy Riley and I’m going to make sure nobody can do it better than me, so there’s no use of retiring it.”

There you have it, T-Pizzle will forever embed his vocals in Auto-Tune tricker. But let me ask you guys, if T-Pain were to retire the vocoder, would be he as popular as he is now?????

SOOOOOOOOUNNNNNNNND OFFFFF!!

Sincerely

Low “Seriously, I wrote this whole blog in Auto-Tune” Key 

I can only imagine what the video is going to look like for this tune. Excuse me while I jump on top of my desk and begin to Harlem Shake uncontrollably (Oh, I’m really Harlem Shaking right now). Tell me this, what do you guys think of a Chris Brown/T-Pain album????

T-Pain ft. Chris Brown- Freeze (Produced By T-Pain) 

Like it, Love it or Leave it??????

Sincerely

Low “I’m STILL Harlem Shaking on my desk if you were wondering” Key