Alright, now that we’ve addressed that issue, on to the song. T-Pain added the intensity, Keri added the aggressiveness and Wayne added the absurdness. Yep, this is an exceptional piece of audio. Kudos to Interscope Records for finally giving this girl a release date.

Oh by the way, just got my hands on Keri’s collaboration with Neyo and Kanye West..OWWWWWWWWWWWW! Sorry, you have to cop the album to here that inferno.

Keri Hilson ft. T-Pain & Lil Wayne- Turnin Me On |Rmx|  

Sincerely

Low “I wonder who Keri’s talking to, though?” Key

Maybe my musical taste buds are tracking back to a creative space he’s not in anymore….yeah, that’s probably it.

To make matters worse, it didn’t help one bit to hear Lil Wizzle hoop and holler about how he’s “Weezy F. Baby Boy”.I’m not sure if Omarion’s been keeping up with the news lately, but a certain counterpart of his is in some serious trouble, so there’s a vacant slot open for the taking (Sorry Chris, but the young ladies need their musical fix).

Hopefully, this is just a teaser, or maybe an unofficial leak, because this damn sure doesn’t deserve “First single status”. WHAT DO YOU THINK?????

Omarion ft. Lil Wayne- Comfort

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Sincerely

Low “Omarion, this is the part where you choose another single” Key

I’ve noticed that in the last 5 months, the chatter regarding their joint effort, He Raps He Sings, hasn’t been mentioned much. Has it already hit the back burner or are they just keeping it under the radar so they can blind side everyone with it when the album actually becomes a reality?

I can’t say I’m excited for it, but I’m also curious as to how the album will flow. “Snap Ya Fingers”, the tune below, probably isn’t first single status, but I’m sure we’ll see it pop up on the project as one of the singles.

T-Pain ft. Lil Wayne- Snap Your Fingers

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Sincerely

Low “Snapping your fingers has never been so cool” Key 

In the end, I appreciated Ciara and Jeezy’s effort and still do till this day. My next victim experiment is Wayne’s new “rock” single, “Prom Queen”. After hearing about Mr. Carter’s rock aspirations I thought, well Kanye’s getting his Al B. Sure on, why not let Weezy get his Kid Rock on.

I kind of sensed he was going left when every performance I saw of him in the past 24 months came with fingerless gloves and some sort of guitar in which he would actually PRACTICE during his LIVE performances. So far, the response to “Prom Queen” has been….well….distasteful, to say the least. (lol). So, without further ado I present the first time listen to “Prom Queen”. Oh by the way, you can purchase (PAH! Who purchases music?) on iTunes Tuesday, January 27.

00:06- Ahhh, a very delicate melody to begin the festivities, this might not be that bad after all….

00:21- At what point did Mr. Carter think this would be ok?

00:45- No, no, no, no…..YOU LEAVE THE AUTO TUNE ALONE!

01:34- Did this fool just burp????

02:08- So the “Prom Queen” turned him down?

02:44- If you been to any of Lil Wayne’s show, you know DAMN WELL that’s not him playing ANY OF THOSE NOTES!

03:00-*Opens Pro Tools, lifts Lil Wayne’s ad-libs, and loops 02:42-03:08*

03:16- Is that Nicky Minaj???? Damn, she’s even hot garbage on a rock song……

03:37-*Bares the look of Mortification for Universal Records*

Verdict- *Deletes from Hard Drive*

Lil Wayne- Prom Queen

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Sincerely

Low “Whewwwwwwwwwww, I can’t wait to see the reactions to this ish” Key

Lil Kim is trying to make a nice lil comeback, so I guess I’ll give her a pass on this one. As for Wayne….sighs! Anyway, this nice lil ditty is brought to you by BET You Haven’t Heard This

Bobby Valentino ft. Ludacris, Lil Kim and Ludacris- Beep Beep |Official Rmx|

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Sincerely

Low “Bobby V, step away from the Auto-Tune, NOW!” Key  

One question though, when consuming assorted fruits, Gummy Bears, Dentyne Ice, potato chips and absurd amounts of liquor, is it necessary to ask for forks, spoons, knives, papers plates, ketchup, mustard, hot sauce, BBQ sauce, Salt and Pepper? I know he’s from the south, but Hot Sauce on original flavored Skittles is a little out of line. In fact, it’s not COOL AT ALL!

Anyway, I dug into my creative soul and thought it would be fun to pull out 10 key things Lil Wayne REALLY Needs On Tour. ENJOY!

10. Twitter. Instead of those inconsistent Weezy Blogs he releases every 6 months, sporadic updates via Twitter could easily keep us entertained as well as increase his word play since he only can type out 14o characters.

9. A Cameraman/Camera that streams live video footage during every waking second of that man’s tour. Imagine if we were able to watch Lil Wayne spazz on one of his flunkies for getting the wrong cough syrup. I can just picture the Lil Martian right now on NyQuil during one of his performances. Oh wait, that already happens. DRATS!

8. These! Lord knows we don’t need any more impromptu announcements of a new stash of a lil goon or goonette ransacking this beautiful thing we call earth.

7. A Log Sheet. Its obvious this guy shovels through 90 guest appearances and 180 guest backstage groupies A NIGHT, so I can only imagine what he turns down, on both accounts. “Uhh Wayne, Condoleezaa Rice is here for her 1:30 appointment”.

6. Headphones. After listening to some of the material Wayne’s delivered in the past 12 months, I honestly and faithfully believe this guy DOES NOT listen to any of the stuff he lays down after it’s recorded. Even the yes man on his team ponder saying “Nah Wayne, you might wanna try that again”.

5. HE REALLY needs not to request a “Chartered Lear Jet”. My god, Wayne? You’ve probably sold over 10 million records in your career thus far amd you’re telling me you can’t afford a jet BY NOW? Not to mention what you charge for your shows. What promoter in their RIGHT mind, in the past, has provided you with a Chartered Jet? Give me his name NOW!!! I can understand the Presidential Suite, the police escort and even the 50% cash payment upfront, but a Chartered Jet??? Negro, who you think you are, the Prince of Zamunda…STOP IT!

4. An Armored Truck. Nah, not for your money, homey…but for your material. In 2008, it’s become extremely clear that you’ve recorded more material than The Beatles, U2, Elvis and 2Pac combined. And frankly, I’m tired of hearing a new song/verse/hook every second, of every hour, of everyday, of every week, of every MONTH! I would actually enjoy you more if I heard a healthy helping of your material every other week or even month…..I prefer the latter, lol.

3. Someone to train him on metal detector etiquette. During the BET Hip Hop Awards in Atlanta, I witnessed first hand an episode between him and security and boy, was that ugly/entertaining/refreshing all in the same breath. Wayne, you’re asking for 25 backstage passes for each performance…do you REALLY think the head of security is going to just let you BREEZE past because you sold a million records in seven days?? The only black man in America that will never have to worry about a metal detector is Barack Obama and even STILL the security he’s passing through will slide him the evil eye. SMARTEN UP!

2. T-Pain. Wayne hearts Teddy. It’s just that simple.

1. JESUS!

To all my hardcore Wayne fans, this all in good, clean fun. I beg you, PLEASE do not get on here talking about, “MAN STOP HATING ON WAYNE, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH” Wanye is cool with me, but those tour requirements are just SILLY, SERIOUSLY!

Sincerely

Low “When I go on tour, all I need is a box of Apple Juice, a Bang Bang Boogie Coldstones Milkshake, my laptop and a pair of SB Blazers” Key

I can honestly tell you that this song has officially taken over every night club from here to Tokyo. Don’t believe me, slide in a night spot, observe the environment before the song is played, while the songs being played and after it concludes….TRUST ME!

Jamie recently announced “Blame It” as the official second single (the video is coming shortly) and it prolly won’t help the competition that they added Busta and Weezy to the unofficial remix. Just think what’s going to happen on the OFFICIAL REMIX! OUCH!

Jamie Foxx ft. T-Pain, Busta Rhymes and Lil Wayne- Blame It |Rmx|

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Sincerely

Low “If I ‘Blame It’ does that mean I’m irresponsible lol?” Key 

You already know how this story goes: I spotted the cover online around THESE parts on Monday and thought, “Yup, it’s about that time to pay my friendly underground magazine slinger a visit.”

Fast forward to Wednesday night; $12.00 gloves strapped on my brown hands, a ColdStone’s Bang Bang Boogie Milk Shake (Vanilla ice cream, Graham cracker pie crust, Snickers, Oreos and a Kit Kat bar) in my right paw and the Crackberry in my left. There it was, the March issue of XXL. A fresh coat of magazine glaze shined through all the other irrelevant, outdated publications it was positioned next to.

“I did it again; I struck GOLD”, I discreetly whispered as the middle aged cashier gave me the side eye in which I could’ve have SWORN he indirectly uttered the word “weirdo.” I popped that sucker open only to find some very interesting hip hop tidbits, here’s what I observed; Shorty from Lil Wayne’s, “Comfortable” video is only 22. Datwon really breaks down the meaning of “Loyalty”. Mike Bibby wears his headband even when he’s modeling. Jim Jones has less “swag” then Jay-Z: Epic fail, Jones. Jamie Foxx says “You know your girl is cheating when she says, ‘Can I call you right back’. Soulja Boy claims he has “Millions” in his bank account. Kris Ex breaks down Hip hop’s greatest Crews, Cliques, Clans and Posses. NICE!

Oh, did I forget to mention Vanessa Satten literally breaks down the rise and fall of the mighty mighty Dipset conglomerate? Don’t believe me, test my gangsta and scroll down..lol!

Juelz Santana on Cam’ron owning his contract….

“It was a bad deal. He owned so much of my sh*t and everything, he just, practically owned more than what I owned and it got to a point where I just wanted to get the situation right. I didn’t want nothing back. And it’s like he wasn’t trying to get it right. He wasn’t trying to give me what I felt like I was owed. It’s like he directed us. We put the building together, brick by brick. All he was doing was directing us, and when we got to the top of the building, he dont even wanna share the sandwiches. It’s lunchtime now. He wanna give us pieces of a sandwich, and he got one big hero and we getting pieces. Like, “Come on now. The building is built. You gotta respect us on another type of level.”

Freakey Zeakey on returning home during the break-up…..

“Then, in late 2006, when I was on my way home, I called Jim, and he was like, “Yo, sh*t is fuc*ked up man.” So I’m like, “What happened?” “You’ll see when you come home.” And that’s when everything blew up. But right now it’s myself, Jim and Juelz. And I speak to Killa. I love Killa. That’s my family. And Jim did some bullsh*t, and Killa did some bullsh*t. But they two bulls, and they gonna ram, and they seem like they not gonna give…”

Jim Jones on thinking he jinxed his and Cam’s relationship….

“I think I might have jinxed us. Me and Cam was talking a long time ago about somebody that was breaking up. I was saying that would be kind of crazy it we was to break up but fake it–like, act like we was mad at each other and then get back together and make all this money off of it. And Cam was like, “Why would you say something like that? Don’t start talking no stupid shi*t.” I’ll never forget that. And now I’m like, What the fu*k, is this an ill paradox? I be thinking about that sh*t all the time. Hopefully, we could get this money, ’cause Lord knows there’s a lot of private jets.”

See what you did Jimmy??? It was all YOUR FAULT, lol.

Crazy how money can turn things upside down. Looking for the full story, well, unless you can find my secret newsstand, you’ll probably have to wait another week or so. Sorry!
Sincerely

Low “OK, OK, OK, Ya’ll can’t FU*K with me, NOW WAY” Key

If you’ve been following 50 for the past 3 months, you probably could sense Curtis was setting up a properly timed attack against the 8-time Grammy nominated martian, Lil Wayne. First, Weezy saw one of his early recordings, “Louisiananimal” slide through his paws and hit the internets. Though the track wasn’t officially released through Wayne or his camp, it only sparked an intriguing response from Curtis.

During a radio interview last month, G-Unit DJ, DJ Whookid, probed 50 about the recording in which 50 came to the conclusion that the diss record was meant to stay in the public eye since no one from Wayne’s camp reached out to the G-Unit boss or made any effort to have the track removed.

50 closed out the topic by expressing his sorrow for anyone and everyone in 2009 explaining any damage done to themselves, was self inflicted. Hmmmm, interesting. Fast foward to January 9, 2009. 50 hops in the booth and releases a scathing 2:43 response to Weezy. Clearly, the hip hop community knew 50 was ready for war, but unclear as to when and how it would commence. Well, I guess this is our answer.

The cut, which shows 50 spitting his distaste for Oprah (a usual suspect in rap rants) and Weezy’s 8 Grammy nods, also plays host to several choice threats issued to Wayne towards the latter of the tune. “And I’m on your heels Mr. Carter, I heard you”, says 50, accompanied by his signature studio echo. “You want me to die ugly? Ok. Don’t end up on the list ni**a, you’ll be a missing person like Cam’ron, like Ja, like Joe. Who wants some??? Who want it, WHAD UP???”

Be clear, this is definitely not the last we’re going to hear from Fif. Judging by the commentary, this is just a mere warning shot. I know we’ve had this discussion before, but after hearing his tone, 50 just might be too much for Weezy this go around. Thoughts????????

50 Cent- Play This On The Radio |Lil Wayne Diss|

Sincerely

Low “It’s going to be a HOT winter” Key

Obviously (well to most), I’m not the BIGGEST Lil Weezy fan, but I can definitely dig this scorcher. Is it me or am I the only one feeling the sudden urge to screw my face up and throw my hoody over my head? Just me? Ok…..

I wonder what label is preparing to knock down my door because of this tune???? Dah well, its the weekend some I’m pretty sure they’re not paying attention to SoundOff…..or are they??? Shouts to The NMC.

Lil Wayne ft. Pharrell Williams- Yes |Prod By The Neptunes|

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Sincerely

Low “Today was a VERY GOOD DAY” Key