Top 10: 10 Reasons Why Columbia Records Wouldn’t Let LowKey Interview Beyonce

November 18th, 2008


Here’s my future apology to Columbia Records for this list. Sorry (lol).

Some times it’s debatable on whether not certain labels understand the significance of online press. I have yet to grasp the notion that half of today’s music industry is STILL stuck in the Stone Age, but after experiencing my little “Beyonce interview” mishap yesterday, I think it’s become quite clear.

Though I won’t dive into logistic concerning yesterday’s fiasco, I will, however, point out that communication is incredibly vital when dealing with more than two parties. No I’m not bitter (trust me, I’m not), but when I’m sent to do a job, I usually like to accomplish that task; coming back empty handed is for the birds.

Word to the wise: offering a writer an email interview is the worst attempt in reconciling a situation. When kicking me to the curb, make sure you do it 100 percent, backtracking and offering a consolation prize isn’t good for your complexion (I kid, halfway lol). After careful pondering I felt a Top 10 would be the only way to deliver my TRUE defeat, lol.

So, without further ado, I present the Top 10 Reasons Why Columbia Records Wouldn’t Let LowKey Interview Beyonce.

 

Sidebar: I’ll be talking third person throughout the whole list, lol

10. I didn’t have a fancy looking camera.

9. Though its a great performance asset, LowKey believes Beyonce’s metal glove will never be as great as Michael’s glittery white one.

8. Kanye was right; Rihanna was the best thing to happen to Beyonce. Sort of like what happen with Nasir Jones; Jay-Z was the best thing to ever happen to Nas. Am I lying??

7. LowKey did THIS two weeks ago……

6. After being told NOT to write about Beyonce’s listening session, LowKey found THIS on the other side of town and questioned them about it.

5. I did a Top 10 about Bow Wow the other day…..

4. I don’t have an American Express credit card, nor do I have “people” to call her “people.”

3. They found out LowKey thought House of Dereon(her clothing line) was a croissant shop in Soho when it first started.

2. I might have uttered, “Mann, Beyonce can’t cook” a bit too loud.

1. If she ever sits on my couch, I’m not yelling “BEYOOONNNNNCEEEE” like SOME people I know.

 

To all the people who just had a heart attack about this list, remember, its ALL IN GOOD FUN, RELAX!

Sincerely

Low “Well, there goes my opportunity to interview any other artists on Columbia Records” Key

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Comments

Brian said on November 18th, 2008

Tell em why you mad son!!!

Britt said on November 18th, 2008

I want a top ten list of the reasons LowKey doesnt Need to interview Beyonce-lol. I love the article- your top tenners are hilarious!

Obese said on November 18th, 2008

When will these companys start to realize we are one of their biggest assets right now. Blogs & Music Sites were the future in ‘08, and in ‘09 it’s a reality. Were not going anywhere, and it’s only getting bigger. Why do you think I named my blog It’s Another One. Cause it just keeps coming. What is “it”? Everything! From the good to the bad, it’s in our face everyday. Man the hell up record company’s. Sam Cooke once sang to us “A Change Gon’ Come”. Well guess what, it’s here. Welcome to the Blog era! Hi Hater’s!

yeah said on November 18th, 2008

Yeah when are these companies gonna realize the power of the internet…

http://www.bet.com/Music/NewMusic/music_thebeyonceexperience_11.18.08.htm

*rolls eyes*.

How do you miss something thats on the landing page.

Obese said on November 19th, 2008

I’m not talking about that “yeah”. *rolls eyes*

Marquaysa said on November 19th, 2008

This was cute. lol. I understand why you would be irritated w/ them. ESP. after I read that MTV article where they had had a listen of her album and you couldn’t. Just keep doing you LowKey. Your day will come!!
~~Quay~~

ozilla said on November 19th, 2008

What i really want to know is why did she replace the dark skinned sister
that dances on the put a ring on it video. I just watched 106 & park and the dark skinned girl ( who i think is hot as hell ) was replaced by a pale azz white girl.

Kodak said on November 19th, 2008

I thought the Top Ten list was gonna be funny. But as I went from 10 to 1, I realized I was only wasting my time. So I decided to go ahead and write this comment and waste an entire 4 min. The jokes on me but you wont fool me again.

CathrynMarie said on November 19th, 2008

You top 10 are always the best…lol

-CaT
http://www.twitter.com/cathrynmarie

TATYANA said on November 20th, 2008

YOUR VIDEOS POP,S

LOVE,BEYONCE

LowKey said on November 20th, 2008

Is your nickname really Kodak??? HAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAH

Val said on November 21st, 2008

Speakin of females in the game…. It’s some chicks (Unladylike) that’s bout to bring females back in the game. Hard!!! They won a talent search in NYC last year Music Mega Star and the talent search is coming up again. The NY 2008 talent search is soon approaching (Nov 29th & 30th) for all unsigned amateur Pop, R&B, and Hip Hop artists. Last year’s winners (Unladylike) from East St. Louis just got signed to Def Jam. You can see their live showcase for LA Reid and his A&R execs on this site (www.MusicMegaStar.com). Their debut album comes out this Spring! So 50 make room for Unladylike, crazy hot new females!!!

mboy said on December 31st, 2008

Uhhh….sorry man, but you’ve gotta have a lota time on ur hands to put together this hate list…I mean, for a grown man, it’s just sad. Just respect the artistes man…do r job with sum respect

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