Here’s my future apology to Columbia Records for this list. Sorry (lol).

Some times it’s debatable on whether not certain labels understand the significance of online press. I have yet to grasp the notion that half of today’s music industry is STILL stuck in the Stone Age, but after experiencing my little “Beyonce interview” mishap yesterday, I think it’s become quite clear.

Though I won’t dive into logistic concerning yesterday’s fiasco, I will, however, point out that communication is incredibly vital when dealing with more than two parties. No I’m not bitter (trust me, I’m not), but when I’m sent to do a job, I usually like to accomplish that task; coming back empty handed is for the birds.

Word to the wise: offering a writer an email interview is the worst attempt in reconciling a situation. When kicking me to the curb, make sure you do it 100 percent, backtracking and offering a consolation prize isn’t good for your complexion (I kid, halfway lol). After careful pondering I felt a Top 10 would be the only way to deliver my TRUE defeat, lol.

So, without further ado, I present the Top 10 Reasons Why Columbia Records Wouldn’t Let LowKey Interview Beyonce.

Sidebar: I’ll be talking third person throughout the whole list, lol

10. I didn’t have a fancy looking camera.

9. Though its a great performance asset, LowKey believes Beyonce’s metal glove will never be as great as Michael’s glittery white one.

8. Kanye was right; Rihanna was the best thing to happen to Beyonce. Sort of like what happen with Nasir Jones; Jay-Z was the best thing to ever happen to Nas. Am I lying??

7. LowKey did THIS two weeks ago……

6. After being told NOT to write about Beyonce’s listening session, LowKey found THIS on the other side of town and questioned them about it.

5. I did a Top 10 about Bow Wow the other day…..

4. I don’t have an American Express credit card, nor do I have “people” to call her “people.”

3. They found out LowKey thought House of Dereon(her clothing line) was a croissant shop in Soho when it first started.

2. I might have uttered, “Mann, Beyonce can’t cook” a bit too loud.

1. If she ever sits on my couch, I’m not yelling “BEYOOONNNNNCEEEE” like SOME people I know.

To all the people who just had a heart attack about this list, remember, its ALL IN GOOD FUN, RELAX!

Sincerely

Low “Well, there goes my opportunity to interview any other artists on Columbia Records” Key

TAGS: Beyonce, Bow Wow, Columbia Records, Jay-Z, LowKey

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