You thought Sarah Palin frightened you? Wait until you see hip hop’s scariest faces!

In the spirit of Halloween, a holiday I HATE (fools don’t know how to act), I wanted to try my hand in falling into the ghostly mood by taking on a task I might get slashed across the face for (not really, but I’m sure this list will get passed into the wrong hands). To make things crystal clear, I am not calling any one of these individuals ugly, however, these ten mugs scare the LIVING day lights out of me. With that said, I present to you, Hip Hop’s Top 10 Scariest Faces. ENJOY!

10. Yeah he makes hits, but by the looks of things, he might’ve been hit with the biggest ugly stick as well.

9. Roc-A-Fella’s Philly spitter, Freeway isn’t too scary, but there’s NO telling what he’s got hidden under that beard of his and that’s what scares me the most.

8. Maybe he’s not that scary, but this picture kind of creeped me out. Sorry KRS-One, it’s all in good fun.

7. I don’t know what’s scarier; this picture or the fact that he has a new reality show on Oxygen (who knew he had so many kids).

6. Rich Boy just might be hip hop’s, Frankenstein! 

5. I honestly believe his career tanked because his face wasn’t marketable. Sidebar: Flavor In Ya Ear (Rmx), BEST POSSE RMX CUT, EVER! 

4.  Ahhhh, I love Biz Markie, but this man looks like a hip hop experiment gone completely wrong. And what’s with his mouth always being open?

3. Goodie Mobb’s, Big Gipp had NO CHANCE of ducking this list. 

2. Need I explain my reasons?

1 (Tie). I’ll let YOU guys apply the commentary for this one! 

1. (Tie). I’m praying his son inherits each and every one of his mother’s traits. Sidebar: Is that a lightning bolt on his forehead?  

TAGS: Big Gipp, Biz Markie, Craig Mack, Freeway, KRS-One, Lil Jon, Lil' Wayne, Rich Boy, T-Pain

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