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Top 10: Ten Things Hip Hop Artists Will Do If Obama Loses….
November 4th, 2008
Hip Hop put in tooooo much work for Barack to lose!
While I hate to ponder the notion of Barack falling to John McCain and that other lady, anything is possible in the world of politricks. With that said, I came up with 10 things our lovely hip hoppers will say or do once that final announcement is made. Though this post is all in good fun, let’s remember that if Obama does happen to fall, we are ALL to conduct ourselves in a professional manner in public. In the privacy of your own home, I EXPECT you to go ape sh*t, but while you’re in the public eye, keep it cool…PLEASE! You already know the authorities are WAITING for us to act a fool, let’s give them an easy night.
Without further ado, I present The Top 10 Things Hip Hop Artists Will Do If Obama Loses…
10. Diddy will have an excuse to yell useless commentary into his MAC book on the 56754435453rd episode of “Diddy TV”….
9. Polow Da Don will yell, on a bullhorn, “Waint A Minute Mothaf*cka”…..
8. Jay-Z will resume charging for his concerts, which will make Memphis Bleek extremely happy since he wasn’t getting paid for all the free shows they were doing over the past 2 months.
7. Foxy Brown will claim she didn’t get to vote because she didn’t HEAR anyone tell her what time her designated polls closed!
6. Kanye West will prepare his impromptu, “John McCain doesn’t care about black people speech” at the January inauguration.
5. Young Buck will call Barack Obama crying apologizing for not supporting him throughout the election. Obama will then sell the recording to 50 thus causing him to use the audio as an intro to his next album.
4. T.I.’s sentence will be extended to 5 years causing McCain and Palin to appear on Saturday Night Live to perform their own rendition of “Whatever You Like” but renaming it to “We Can Do Whatever We Like”.
3. Will. I. Am. will record a new tribute song called, “I Thought We Could”.
2. Yung Berg will come out of hiding thinking everyone’s focused on John McCain, but then bump into Maino, Bow Wow, Trick Trick & Trick Trick’s daughter at a club in Chicago.
1. We ALL wake up and realize it was just a HORRIBLE dream. BARACK OBAMA 08!!!!!
Sincerely
Low “PLEASE TELL ME YOU VOTED…PLEASE?” Key
Im so EXCITED!
When Obama Wins I won’t have to pay for Gas
or pay my Morgtage!
No No Peggy…you still will have to pay..
YO… THIS LIST IS FUNNY AS HELL… #? IS A KILLA..JUST READ AND GUESS! -nilesG
The time is now, the Change is here. We need to support, promote and show greatness does come from color. We finally got a piece of the pie.
Its time for a change and im GLAD IT’S NOW GOOD LUCK OBAMA
Man you had me laughing earlier this morning when I read this. LOL
That is one funny list. I was laughing my ass off!
omg i am soooo happy obama won go obama and if u read this obama i would like 2 meet ur daughter oldest daughter becuz im her age and im a girl and i luv obama thnx 4 the chage ur my hero
NOW THIS IS A CALL FOR ALL YOU GUYS WHO ARE STILL DOING THE JAIL FAD OF LETTING YOUR PANTS SAG AND SHOW YOUR a__, NOW IS THE TIME TO PULL THEM UP BECAUSE UNLIKE BEING AN INMATE NOW YOU CAN BECOME PRESIDENT. IT WASN;T A SURPRISE TO ME BECAUSE WE BUILT THIS COUNTRY TOO. IT JUST TOOK TOO LONG. NOW DON’T LET IT STOP THERE.WE AS HUMAN BEINGS ARE IN THE LAST OF THE HUMAN RACE NEED TO GET OUR ACTS TOGETHER.USE OUR MONEY TO ADVANTAGE ISSTEAD OF PUTTING INTO THE HANDS OF PEOPLE WHO DON’t CARE ABOUT US. OPRAH SAW SOMETHING IN THIS MAN AND BACKED HIM WITH HER OWN MONEY NOT ONLY THAT SHE BELIEVED IN HIM FIRST NOW LOOK. THE BEST OF HER MONEY WELL SPENT. AND THE BEST OF HER BELIEVE IN SOMEONE OTHER THAN HERSELF. THIS SHOULD BE THE FOCUS THAT WE SHOULD NOT TAKE VOTING FOR GRANTED EVER AGAIN BECAUSE ON THAT DAY THERE COULD BE OTHER DAYS LIKE IT AND TO ADD HE IS NOT ABLE TO FIX THE PROBLEM IN SUCH A SHORT FOR YEAR’S HE IS GOING TO NEED ANOTHER 4 MORE SO LET’S PREPARE NOW FOR THAT TO COME BY SETTING THE PERFECT EXAMPLE BY BEING THE BEST WE CAN BE AND LET’S PULL EACHOTHER UP AND LOOK AT ONE ANOTHER AS OPRAH DID, SO AGAIN YOUNG MAN PULL YOUR PANTS UP THE NEW FAD IS TO BE PRESIDENTS, SENATORS, LEADERS, FATHERS,HUSBANDS AND WELL DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMEN AGAIN.
I HAD NO DOUBT ,I READ IT IN GODS WORD, THE HOLY BIBLE AND NOW I’D LIKE TO SHARE WIT THE WORLD, BELIEVE IT OR NOT ITS IN THE OLE TESTAMENT, GO WIT ME TO JUDGES 4:4-6 AND U’LL SEE HIS NAME IN VERSE 6, READ IT, THEN PUT A 20TH CENTRY SPIN ON IT, THEM TWO PEOPLE GOD CALLED, BE BARAK[akaOBAMA]and the prophetess DEBORAH be[akaHILURY] because WE STILL HAV her fighting for Us ONCE OBAMA PUT HER IN the house or shall i say GOVERMENT SHE BE ABLE TO STILL FIGHT ON HER ISSUES SO THERE YOU GO, IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME BRUSH THE DUST OFF YO BIBLE AND GO TO JUDGES4:4-6 WHAT GOD HAD FOR US WAS AND IS FOR US HE OPENED DOORS THAT MAN CANT CLOSE. CLOSE DOORS THAT MCCAINE &BUSH CANT OPEN
it a dream come true…….that the black will one day rule the world 230;R 30;̷ 0;.i miss you luther vanderous.
L-M-A-O!! This was by far the funniest one [top 10]!! Mannnn!! This was soooo funny!!!! lol.
~~Quaysa~~
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