The Top Ten reasons we’re praying for Wayne’s new offspring and not him!
“I got a son dropping any day now, pray for me” Weezy announced on stage at the Atlanta Civic Center during the 3rd Annual BET Hip Hop Awards. Shocked as all hell, the revealing of Weezy’s new little Martian tickled and frightened me at the same time. Of course, bringing a new offspring into God’s kingdom is always a plus, but another Lil Weezy, well, that scares me more than Sarah Palin’s lack of knowledge on, ummm, everything Vice President related.
Per Dwayne’s appeal, I’ve taken his prayer request into consideration, but applied a LowKey twist while doing so. After careful pondering, I’ve come up with 10 reasons why we should be praying for Lil Wayne Jr. and NOT Lil Wayne. Pray for me……
10. After Baby Weezy is born, Poppa Weezy will still demand the “Please say the BABY” commentary to be directed at him and not his son.
9. His formula will be served in three Styrofoam cups with ice and syrup…. instead of a bottle….
8. His first words will be recorded on Auto Tune, bootlegged and distributed from here to Taiwan 24 hours after birth….
7. He will be forced to record a baby duet album with T-Pain’s son titled, Baby Pain!
6. Baby Weezy will take after his Daddy and kiss the first older man that discovers his rapping abilities.
5. He will be considered “The Best Baby Alive” by Vibe, XXL Magazine, The Source and People Magazine
4. Two platinum teeth will grow in place of his actual real ones….
3. Like his Father, he won’t write anything down, thus removing the experience of writing his ABC’s or numbers for the first time….
2. During the birth, his grandfather, Baby, will blurt out bird calls at the hospital.
1. Karrine “Super Head” Stephens is going to do everything in her power to kidnap him.
Sincerely
Low “Please SAVE the baby” Key
TAGS: Baby, Lil' Wayne, LowKey, T-Pain, The Source Magazine, Vibe Magazine, XXL Magainze
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HEY SEXY!! JUS SAYIN HI:) AND THAT UR HELL FINE AND UR THE BEST RAPPER ALIVE! PLEASE BELIEVE IT! WELL HOLLA BACK K WELL BYE!! ~ AND TELL UR GIRL I SAID HELLO:)! AND GICONGRATULATIONS~!
Big ups!! to my boy lil wayne. Congrad on new arrival, best of luck to your sucess and career and hope that you will continue to make more great hits.
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all u lil fagz need to stop hatein on wayne congratz dawg on ur son!!!
i luv u lil wayne i ur biggest fan i hope u enjoy ur other child
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