Don’t take this post to literal, but don’t take it toooooooo light! Ok, so I’m sure most of you are aware of the foolery between Perez Hilton, Will.I. Am and their manager, Polo Molina. In a nutshell, the incident stems from Perez Hilton loose lippin’ it about Will.I.Am and his band members, The Black Eyed Peas.

To be honest, I’m showing no remorse to Perez. Call me a bully if you want, but as reckless as this man speaks about other individuals, he was eventually bound to catch one across that bright helmet head of his. To make matters worse, Perez’s video plea, in which he details the dangerous encounter, has the nerve to snatch the “victim” position. READ HERE!

Of course, it’s never cool when people resort to violence to solve any situation. But in the same breath, when provoking your targets in every way possible, what do you expect?

Since everyone and THEIR mother thinks blogging has become the next “it” thing to do, I’m going to take some time to list TEN people who you probably should NEVER blog about- in a negative manner that is. Let me make this crystal clear- I’m not saying these 10 people are violent in any way, shape or form, however, if provoked, things JUST MIGHT GET UGLY, lol! ENJOY!

10.) Suge Knight- I advise ALL bloggers to leave this man alone. Though he’s been knocked out several times in the past 2 years, he has laid hands on a female. And any man that does that, will lay hands on a blogger. Oh and he named his company, “DEATH ROW”…just thought I’d throw that in there.

9.)  Young Buck- I don’t care if this “thug” poured his heart out to 50 Cent via AT&T- HE SHANKED A MAN AT AN AWARD SHOW! To throw salt in the 7 inch wound, he wore THIS shirt after the incident. When you have no problem publically acknowledging your random acts of violence via your attire, you’re pretty much a loose screw. Bloggers beware, WordPress  can’t save you from this Ex-G-Unit member.

8.) Kanye West- Who would’ve thought this man would assault a photographer- TWICE. I mean we all know Yeezy isn’t the least bit violent (chill Ye, I’m not testing your manhood), but when Mr. West is pushed to the limit “808’s & Heartbreaks” becomes a distant memory.

7.) Busta Rhymes- There’s something EXTREMELY uneasy about this kid. You ever notice how he uses INSANELY huge words to describe the simplest things? Well, translate that into a physical altercation and you’ll probably think twice about yappin about Trevor Smith. “If You Don’t Know Now You Know”.

6.) Tony Yayo- You do know this man will do ANYTHING 50 Cent asks him to do, right? I ran into a friend of mine who works HEAVY with 50 and them G-Unit boys on Friday. We discussed a record that leaked through my greasy hands and all he said was “When you leak a record, let me know first, please. They’re [G-Unit] a different type of crowd” Uhhh, yeah. Getting smacked by one of them will be the LEAST of my worries. LOL.

5.) Jadakiss- Another first hand experience. And again, the least of my worries was getting smacked by him or his team, lol. He’s mentioned on several different accounts that he’s not a fan of the new digital trend and it’s side way vernacular. This man is as quiet as kept in person so I advise any of you that have dished dirt on him to walk the other way. However, he may let the banter slide since his mainstream success is higher than it’s ever been. Regardless, you won’t catch that sideways ish about Jada on this side of town, lol.

4.) Rick Ross- THIS should be enough evidence. Case Closed. And if it’s not, go head and take your chances- I’m good. Love your new album Rick Ross, it’s “Magnificent”. BAWSE!

3.) Foxy Brown- Inga is nothing to play with it. She’s not a fan of ridicule- at least none that she can hear. Her track record of violent encounters is pretty extensive. From delivering saliva showers to hotel employee’s in North Carolina to attacking several manicurists in NYC to hurling her blackberry at a neighbor, Inga will show no remorse to the next big mouth to spew an untrue tidbit. Thinking about talking ish bout Ms. Brown? Say it through the airwaves of HOT 97 or Power 105…you’ll probably be home free.

2.) Jim Jones- Kufi Smacker #1- need I say more? Yes I do. Bodyguards half his size are considered appetizers, & R&B singers are looked at as midnight snacks. I can’t stress how short tempered this man is. Though he’s simmered down somewhat in the past 8 months, I highly doubt Jones would bite his tongue or hide his fist if the wrong thing is mentioned. Could it be Jimmy doesn’t care for the commentary in the blogsphere? S*iiiiiiiit. If you believe that go ahead and write your first “I Hate Jim Jones” post and watch how fast you end up on his “Kufi Smacking: The Blogger’s Edition” list. JONES!

1.) Maino- He smacked a fan…A FAN! Of course he had good reason to, but nonetheless, it was still a fan. He also smacked Yung Berg who somewhat acts like a blogger, so I guess Maino has started already lol. I’m sure Maino has a heart of gold, but test it and his “Hi Hater” hand will be saying hello to the right side of your cheek.

There you have it- the TOP 10 Artists Who WIL smack a blogger. Again, this list is all fun and games. But remember, watch what you say about them, it only takes a couple key strokes and that “Enter” button to seal your fate….BE CAREFUL!

Sincerely

Low “When they tell me to shut-up, I listen. But when they leave, I’ll be blogging again, LOL” Key

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