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Top Ten: 10 Things That Could’ve Happened BTW Chris Brown & Rihanna
February 9th, 2009
Remember, this is alllllll JOKES! I mean, I’m still in shock at the current situation, but I’m still side eying the fact that Ri Ri’s people tried to cover up the situation with the both of them being in a CAR CRASH (serious side eye). At first mention, Chris Brown was under investigation for being involved in a domestic dispute after a Grammy function honoring Clive Davis. The victim’s named wasn’t mentioned, but several rumors already began to circulate that it was either an anonymous female counterpart or the obvious, Rihanna.
Still, many people are remaining weary about what’s REALLY going on between the two love birds. If the victim is in fact Rihanna, then this is probably one of the most horrible cover ups known to man kind (no comment, lol). And since I just found out the victim IS Rihanna, her publicist should be fired!
Now, since we don’t know EXACTLY what happened between the two, I’ve taken the liberty to draw up TEN conclusions of my own. Too early? Probably, but had they handled this issue with common sense, I would’ve been a bit more sensitive to the subject at hand.
So, without further ado, I now present to you, Top Ten: 10 Things That Could’ve Happened Btw Rihanna and Chris Brown. Remember, this is allllllll in good fun. However, it is SAD that Chris laid hands on Ri Ri. Not cool dude, NOT COOL!
10. Right after Chris saw this video, he found a dread of Young H.O.’s (Jay-Z) nappy fro in the limo.
9. After the Clive Davis function, Chris asked Rihanna to “Run It”, but all she offered was a “Kiss Kiss”. She then yelled, “I’m done ‘With You’. Chris slowly moved closer to Rihanna giving her, “No Air” , which sent the songbird scrambling to send an “S.O.S”. “Shawty Got Loose”, but Chris wasn’t too far behind. She managed to get back in the car and told the driver to “Shut Up & Drive”. Before pulling off, Chris managed to sneak in a double mint two piece, yelling, “We’re going to be together ‘FOREVER’.
8. A publicity stunt gone TERRIBLY wrong!
7. Chris felt it wasn’t fair Rihanna got to release her third album 7 times. He thought it was time to put an end to the BS.
6. Chris decided to watch “What’s Love Got To Do With It” right before Rihanna got in the car.
5. Again, after watching THIS video, he took THIS song too literal.
4. He figured an incident like this would do him better justice than a measly Grammy appearance alongside his victim, I mean girlfriend.
3. He needed another way to convince the media he was the real bad boy of R&B. The tattoo’s just weren’t enough.
2. How else was he going to find out if Rick Ross was really a cop?
1. Chris found out Rihanna’s real name is Robyn Fenty.
Sincerely
Low “REMEMBER, THIS IS ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL JOKES” Key
AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHaH, I Can Finally Do Some Work Now… ahhhh AHHAHAHAHHAHHAha This ~$#? is hillarious let me act like i didn’t just read this 7 times.. oohh man.. Ah Hah ..ha.. ha
Any ways guy i don’t like any of the comments. what had happen was rihanna got pregnant for Chris brown, she had an abortion,and Chris was piss when he found out. by listening to her voice mail from her doctor.
Me Personally i feel like he took the situation to far by hitting her but hey what she told him i would have been too
It’s a part of the story that’s not adding up and I’m not letting Rihanna off of the hook just yet. For all we know, she could have deebo’d his azz and called fail when he was trying to protect himself. We’ll just wait and see…
Everyone needs to slow down with the anti-woman abuse campaign. As a woman, I am anti-abuse PERIOD, man or woman, but if a woman thinks she can REPEATEDLY hit a man and he’s not going to defend himself than something is wrong with you. If woman hit another woman and if the woman who was attacked first beat the crap out of her attacker, no one is going to condemn her for protecting herself. Everyone wants to hang Chris, but how many times did was hit before he even pushed her and tried to walk away. WE don’t know. Lots not exaggarate the situation w/o the details.
well i thought that it was funny and if in fact she put her hands on him first then she got what was coming to her but if it was just words then he should’ve kept his hands to himself but i bet he will learn now
I think everyone needs to calm down and wait for further information. I really dont want to see those two apart. People are so sick. I always love to see them both. I hope they resolved this matter.
a.. #9 had me rollin tho lol…. (chris brown singing) “look at tha damage, look at tha damage dat iv caused”
Somebody pleasseeeee tell me if he hit her or not, Because i am very upset about what i been hearing about Chris and Rihanna!!! I hope he did not hit her!! If he did ………….omg!!!!!!!! I dont know what to say!! Iam about to cry!!!
Poor Chris!! I hope he is okay!!
U DO THE CRIME U DO THE TIME…IF HE IS GUILTY.HE SHOULD DEFINATELY GO TO JAIL.CUZ NO MAN..I MEAN BOY SHOULD PUT THEIR HANDS ON A GIRL
It is sad that people find it funny for a man to hit a woman. Laugh when he goes to court…..
I just want to say that Rihanna will be in my prayers. I know what is like to be young in an abusive relationship(His name was Chris too!). Hopefully she will be smarter than I was, and end it with Chris right now. She is a very talented girl, she will find someone else. And as far as Chris, if all of this is true……. because of the society that we live in, this probably won’t even affect his career.
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Rihanna needs new people. They admitted to creating the bey and jay z in 2007. Then they played cover up with a car accident. That press release simple. The video and pics taken 1 hour before the reported incident. Where were their security after pictures? When did pap leave? I smell cover up.
Lowkey I like the jokes.
yo chris brown is a punk bit*ch and his career is over after this and this should serve as a lesson to all the other punks out there that like to hit women
its funny how people are sayin his career is ova….. people hav invested millions n dis man…. he aint goin nowherre…. he mite lose indorsements but dats it…… look at kobe, he lost all ov his, but got em back like a year or 2 lata. ti same thing…. he aint goin no wherre lol….
n people say he a punk 4 hittin a woman… aight so she must be a punk 4 hittin him 2 …. it should go both way truthfully… if a person hit u no matta how big or small, old or young, woman or male, if u feel its rite dey can get hit like a man…. betta yet a adult
i neva would of thought that chris brown would hit a female let alone Rihanna. I dont wanna see them get broken up there a really good couple….im just wantin to no wat rly went down…….. [{no man should hit a girl but if she hit u then u jus gotta defend yo self}]
WHAT??????No man should put their hands on a woman especially enough to leave marks…I Dont think Chis hit RI RI but if he did than i feel sorry for him cause he’s going to loose alot of fans, but i feel bad for RI RI cause she got bite marks bruises and everything. I love them both to the fullest and i hope it isnt true.A True Rihanna and Chris Brown fan. I hope they can resolve all of this and get back together cause they are tooooo cute together!!!!!!
Very sad!! hope it turns out on a positive note