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Top Ten: 10 Things That Could’ve Happened BTW Chris Brown & Rihanna
February 9th, 2009
Remember, this is alllllll JOKES! I mean, I’m still in shock at the current situation, but I’m still side eying the fact that Ri Ri’s people tried to cover up the situation with the both of them being in a CAR CRASH (serious side eye). At first mention, Chris Brown was under investigation for being involved in a domestic dispute after a Grammy function honoring Clive Davis. The victim’s named wasn’t mentioned, but several rumors already began to circulate that it was either an anonymous female counterpart or the obvious, Rihanna.
Still, many people are remaining weary about what’s REALLY going on between the two love birds. If the victim is in fact Rihanna, then this is probably one of the most horrible cover ups known to man kind (no comment, lol). And since I just found out the victim IS Rihanna, her publicist should be fired!
Now, since we don’t know EXACTLY what happened between the two, I’ve taken the liberty to draw up TEN conclusions of my own. Too early? Probably, but had they handled this issue with common sense, I would’ve been a bit more sensitive to the subject at hand.
So, without further ado, I now present to you, Top Ten: 10 Things That Could’ve Happened Btw Rihanna and Chris Brown. Remember, this is allllllll in good fun. However, it is SAD that Chris laid hands on Ri Ri. Not cool dude, NOT COOL!
10. Right after Chris saw this video, he found a dread of Young H.O.’s (Jay-Z) nappy fro in the limo.
9. After the Clive Davis function, Chris asked Rihanna to “Run It”, but all she offered was a “Kiss Kiss”. She then yelled, “I’m done ‘With You’. Chris slowly moved closer to Rihanna giving her, “No Air” , which sent the songbird scrambling to send an “S.O.S”. “Shawty Got Loose”, but Chris wasn’t too far behind. She managed to get back in the car and told the driver to “Shut Up & Drive”. Before pulling off, Chris managed to sneak in a double mint two piece, yelling, “We’re going to be together ‘FOREVER’.
8. A publicity stunt gone TERRIBLY wrong!
7. Chris felt it wasn’t fair Rihanna got to release her third album 7 times. He thought it was time to put an end to the BS.
6. Chris decided to watch “What’s Love Got To Do With It” right before Rihanna got in the car.
5. Again, after watching THIS video, he took THIS song too literal.
4. He figured an incident like this would do him better justice than a measly Grammy appearance alongside his victim, I mean girlfriend.
3. He needed another way to convince the media he was the real bad boy of R&B. The tattoo’s just weren’t enough.
2. How else was he going to find out if Rick Ross was really a cop?
1. Chris found out Rihanna’s real name is Robyn Fenty.
Sincerely
Low “REMEMBER, THIS IS ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL JOKES” Key
I typed a comment giving Chris Brown some support, and then I type a comment saying very sad, for some reason BET decision not to put my first comment in, because I made reference to some of the white people in the industry, but I never sad anything hateful, or wrong, I didn’t curse, I made indication but never curse, for some reason, I don’t see that comment. That goes to show you how things work
As I can see, I’m going to have to put it on blast on youtube, because when ever I speak against someone white BET for some reason will not post it. And believe me when I say I’m not saying anything mean, just what we have read and heard on the news.
But it will stop me, because I will post what I’m trying to say on blog, that allow you to speak your thoughts as long as you’re not being rude and cursing, obvious BET is not the place to express your self, you know that (Freedom of Speech) (Freedom to speak your mind)
IM REALLY SADDENED BY THE WHOLE SITUATION, THESE ARE TWO VERY NICE AND TALENTED YOUNG PEOPLE, BUT LETS ALL WAIT FOR THE TRUTH AS HOLLYWOOD KNOWS IT?I REALLY HOPE THAT THEY CAN BOTH REBOUND FROM THIS THET REALLY DESERVE IT
I don’t blame Chris Brown im still a fan until the real story comes out and until then I still aint got nothing against him. i heard she gave him herpes so going from what i heard i still don’t think he’s wrong 4 wat he did.i wish somebody would give me somethin ill beat dey ass till dey near death
For real though no one deserves that no matter what reason may be. Both Rihanna and Chris Brown will be in may prayers, they are really talented people and I hope everything will be okay with their careers. I don’t think Chris Brown career is over. They said the same thing about T.I. career and look at him now-a gold mine.
im not taking sides but i think they both were wrong but chris brown should have never ever put his hands on her even if she did something horrible but i still think ya should not put all the blame on his shoulders rihanna had probably did something 2 put him over the edge but chris brown is so wrong 2 put his on her and he probably got it from his step dad cause he abused his mom 2 and i think he has most of the blame on his shoulders but she has a little on her shoulders 2
Ok the thing is i am not for violence not just against women but toward anyone but i must admit there are some people in this world that do things that deserve to be hit. and if the rumor is true about her givin him an STD then yes yes yes by all means let her have it, i mean she hit u with somethin…any way the jokes had me rollin and i realize it was just that JOKES, keep em comin lol
Bad idea NOT tasteful ur definitely not comedy writer not COOL
To me the whole thing was not funny, stupid and lame. GET A LIFE
Not funny at all, I didn’t even smile, your attempts at “jokes” were very lame to say the least
DIDN’T IN THE BEGINNING BEFORE READING…IT SAID THAT THIS IS ALL JOKES…PEOPLE ARE SUCH TIGHT ASSES….JOKES ARE BEING TOLD & SOLD ALL DAY LONG…
I think that its sad that chris brown put his hands on a female that shows that he is not a man and that he should get what ever he has comimg to him and as fo rihanna i hope that you feel better but i hope that you are not doing any of this just make people dislike chris brown.And this also shows whenever he gets up set or fustrated or what ever was on his mind that he will not take it out on a woman there are other ways of expresing you anger insted of putting your hands on a woman.So chris thats not an excuse ok sweetheart still got love for you just non like that any more and you deserve that much.1
No its not funny about someone putting their hands on anyone but the truth of the matter, we really dont know what happened beside him hitting her. There is nothing wrong with them trying to make people smile instead of being so upset. I think that Chris made a huge mistake that he will have to live with for the rest of the life but we all have a reason to smile about because GOD IS FORGIVING, and Chris is seeking the right man for the job, GOD. My prayers are with both of them at this time because I know its not easy for them, especially being the media eye. GOD WIL LFIX IT AND CHRIS WILL BE ACCOUNTABLE FOR HIS ACTIONS BUT HE WILL BE ALRIGHT. WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES, AND THE BIBLE TELLS US IN ROMANS THAT: NO ONE IS PERFECT, NOT ONE. DON’T JUDGE THEM JUST PRAY FOR THEM. We don’t know the truth.
this was sooooo lame….not funny at all…not even one…
LOL LOL LOL
i am by chris’s side all the way no matter what!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOVEYHOO lots n lots chris brown!
hA hA #2 funny. if she hit him, he has the right to defend himself…imma still like him weather he beat her ass or not, it wasnt me he knocked the sh!t out of so oh well LoL
Look I now that he was wrong but everybody love them both so they just need to sit down and talk about all of this.Love you Chris and I hope tat you are ok because I don’t want you tp get hurt.
Funny no. Insensitive yes. A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
i love chris brown i hope he didn’t beat her
yall r damn funny….It was sort of pathetic though…..it wasnt really funny…But the commenters were….i love chris and i know he didnt trip off 4 nothing cuz he aint mad….RiRI had to do something really bad and if she did …she deserved it