We See You Uncle Russie……
August 26th, 2008
Yep, Uncle Russie is back at it again!
I swear, at times I wish my life resembled Uncle Russie’s; an insanely successful media mogul, gorgeous kids, marry a budding supermodel whose clothing line is featured in every major shopping outlet known to mankind and then when I turn 50 date a different PYT every other weekend, lol.
So, a little birdie told me Uncle Russie is creeping with Australian model, Cheyenne Tozzi. The pair have been spotted trotting around town, specifically The Waverly Inn on July 30. Is it me or has this man skimmed through the 20-30 age bracket effortlessly in the past year and a half???? Don’t believe me, let’s hit the fact sheet….
Kimora Lee Simmons- 33 Years of age….
Porscha Coleman- 26 Years of age…….
Heidi Albertsen- 32 Years of age…….
Cheyenne Tozzi- 19 Years of age…..
Russell………LowKey…………LUNCH……tomorrow…..YES!!!
Sincerely
Low “Russell….share the wealth, DAMN!” Key
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Hey Uncle Russie
I well turn 60 years old , hey I can dig it , try to the samething , but I can’t do like , do you baby boy.
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