Lil Wayne + 1 Million album sold in a week= No Security Checkpoints?Ok, so I’m assuming no one told Weezy he still has to pass through security check points when entering different venues around the country, specifically NYC. And since NONE of his personnel informed him of this procedure, I’m going to draw up a brief memo in hopes of someone who’s connected to the lil martian will pass it along to him. It goes as follows….

Dear Lil Wayne

One million albums sold in seven days doesn’t grant you the right to skip ANY security check point. If you fail to comply with these policies, you will not be allowed access to the premises you wish to enter. Yes we understand you’re from another world and YES we understand it’s Weeeezy Babbbby, but that’s still no excuse as to why we can’t check your Duffle Bag, boy! Hopefully, your next security checkpoint experience will result in a more delightful experience then the one described below! 

Sincerely

The Common Sense Committee  

Now that I’ve poked my fun, let’s get down to business! Friday, September 5th, Weezy Weez was scheduled to perform at this year’s Fashion Rocks Event, but according to the NY Post and anonymous Senior Producer for the show, Weezy went ape sh*t when he was told to pass through the event’s security check point. The producer said of the “Wayne Experience”, “He wouldn’t budge and refused to have his bag searched or have a security wand passed over him. Then he started getting abusive: ‘I don’t need your [bleeping] show – I’m leaving if you make me do this.’ So he had to leave, I mean, who knows what was in that bag?” 

Oh but wait, it gets better. After Weezy dipped off in the car THEY paid for, Wayne’s management then called the producer pleading and begging for them to reconsider Weezy after what just happened. Of course, the producer said yes and opened a 7:00 slot for the lil martian only to be greeted by a message from the management company asking for a later time slot because, get this, HE WASN’T READY! (YOU CANT BE SERIOUS?) Again, they granted Mr. Lollipop’s request and guess what happens, he was late, yet again. “We had a crew of 250 people waiting for him . . . Then he calls at, like, 9:30 and says, ‘I’m five blocks away,’ which is like 500 blocks away in New York traffic, so we just pulled the plug. It was just so disrespectful to the crew and to the 5,000 audience members. Unbelievable.” said the producer of part two of his “Wayne Experience”

No words…….

Sincerely

Low “Get your act together, Wayne” Key

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