Pictures are worth a THOUSAND words!I usually keep clear of commenting on photos and gossip, but this picture right here…..man this is toooooo easy! Instead of hitting you with another Top 10, I wanted to dig into the minds of both, 50 Cent and Tyra Banks. Recently Fif stopped by Tyra’s talk show where she got the pleasure in feeling Fif’s gunshot wound which he now he deems a “dimple”. Obviously, Fif’s pondering things we can’t imagine, and Tyra’s probably just amazed that he’s actually sitting there. So, here are a couple things I came up with that Fif and Tyra were probably thinking at that VERY moment….ENJOY!

50’s Thoughts

“Look at my smile, baby”

“Keep your fingers as far from my mouth as you can”

“I swear, if this was Oprah, Before I Self-Destruct would sell through the roof. Lord knows I need the help”

“I wonder what she’s going to let me touch?”

“How is it physically possible your legs look THAT clean?”

“I didn’t believe the hype…really I didn’t, but your forehead is EXTREMELY LARGE”

“I can hear Kanye now, “Why won’t Tyra touch my cheeks?”

Tyra’s Thoughts

“Ugh, how much longer do I have to do this”

“I don’t care how much your Vitamin Water deal is worth, you aren’t feeling ANYTHING after we’re done”

“Oprah NEVER got to try this”

“Hey Fif, you see how CLEAN my chins are..sexy right?”

“Ok so tell me, did you REALLY sleep with Vivica A. Fox…I won’t tell, I promise”

“Fif, what are you wearing?”

“How did it feel to lose to a man who had a teddy bear on his album cover, last year?”

“I heard Donald Trump said your new show on MTV sucked, any thoughts?”

Sincerely

Low “I can hear Tyra’s people YELLING at the computer screen now” Key

TAGS: 50 Cent, LowKey, Tyra Banks

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