An Open Letter to Candace Parker

Published by Marcus Vanderberg on Thursday, February 21, 2008 at 12:06 pm.

Candace Parker

Dear Candace,

I was very excited to read the news this morning that you have decided to skip your senior season at Tennessee and to pursue a professional career.

Not only are you beautiful and a great basketball player, you are leaving school with a college degree.

Now let’s get down to business – what do you see in Shelden Williams?

Seriously, have you seen him with the lights on?

OK, OK, he’s 6-foot-9, but his height hasn’t translated into a great NBA career.

Not even an average NBA career.

Your boo is only averaging three points and 2.9 rebounds a game.

That’s just three more points than I’m averaging in the NBA.

This coming from the Duke all-time leader in rebounds.

Plus, who wants to live in Sacramento? Have you seen the cows?

After the Los Angeles Sparks select you as the top in the WNBA Draft and you get settled in my hometown, give me a call.

Thinking of you,

Hater

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ma boot Said on

love u baby girl keep up the good work tell that hater to f off lov u from columbus ga.



ROY BROWN 111 Said on

DEAR,MRS PARKER. I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD THINK REAL HARD ABOUT THIS AND NOT LOOK AT IT AS MONEY BECAUSE IF YOU LOOK AT IT JUST FOR THE MONEY WHAT IF YOU GET HURT OR SOMETHING.I WISH YOU THE BEST OF LUCK I LOVE WATCHING YOU PLAY BUY IM A TAR HEEL MAN FAN



trill breezy Said on

GIRL,DONT LET DEM HATAZ BOOST YA HEARD UP.IF HE GOT U SATIFIED,DEN U GOOD.DEY JUST WANT WAT U GOT,BUT CAINT HAVE IT…….



Shaletta Said on

girl don’t listen to them your should do whatever you want



from 1 balla 2 anotha Said on

Candace good luck in the league, do ya thing. And as far as people commenting on ya dude thats ya business, tell them hataz that wish they had a dude in the league fall way back.



Louis, L. Said on

MS. Parker,
I,m a very BIG fan of yours,every one has an opinion,you know what that means??? So babygirl,
you got this far by trusting your instinct,so trust GOD to take you where you want to go,(let him lead and you follow, i promise you will get where you want to go.Now,go get that back to back
Championship.From a little person in Greenville,
Mississippi,pulling 4 U..



columbus Said on

don’t listen to these people they have no idea what true love is. It doesn’t mattter what a person looks like on the outside or how much money they have because at the end of the day none of that matters. Money is not going to keep you warm at night or tell you that it loves you.



MZ.fR35h Said on

CANdAcE IS A GOOD BBALL PLAYA HER DUDE HAIR LINE IS ______ UP ON SUM REAL N HE UGLY..BUT HEY U LIKE EM..LMAO



Johnny parker simmons Said on

candace holla at your cousin jr. parker john parker’s people ebenezer.check ou my song tugz prayer you know we have talent in this family.holla @ me o.k.?



chenika bowens Said on

Yo candace parker is handsome to me i seen him on the espys with you he handsome everybody don’t want a lil prettyboy we want men and thats is what sheldon is

pce my idol candace parker



L Said on

She has her own paper. She’s been with that dude since both of them were in college. Most yellow girls liked dark skinned brothas. Just like it’s the other way around with us chocolate sista’s. It’s like that everywhere. As long as he’s fine to her then everything is everything. Dude still pulling $3mil a year whether he’s shining on the court or not.



future lady vol Said on

dont listen to dem dey just hatin and if wat u and shelden got is real den dont nothin else matta.

Candace say “HI HATERS, BYE HATERS” and keep on steppin. keep doin ya thing. dueces



hotstuff Said on

u wooda been betta off wit DWIGHT HOWARD!!



hotstuff Said on

u wooda been betta off wit DWIGHT HOWARD!!!!!!!!!!! at least he score way more points dan shelden and get way more rebounds, is taller and a WHOLE LOT CUTER!!!



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