Oh, Chuck.

Tonight is the night to get sloppy drunk and possibly hop behind the wheel.

Not the night before the biggest party night of the year.

Charles Barkley was arrested on suspicion of drinking and driving after running a stop sign early Wednesday morning.

The officers  could have at least handed Charles a towel to wipe himself down before the mugshot.

According to TMZ.com, Barkley was partying with former NFL great Michael Strahan and Jaleel White.

No, that wasn’t a typo.

Barkley was partying with Urkel.

No wonder he had to get drunk.

The Atlanta Falcons performance was so bad on Sunday that safety Lawyer Milloy felt the need to have a drink … or two.

Or seven.

(Allegedly.)

Milloy was arrested early Monday morning in an Atlanta suburb and was charged with driving under the influence and was charged with speeding.

Hours earlier, Milloy and the Falcons suffered a 24-9 loss at the hands of Tampa Bay on the road.

The 34-year-old veteran was released from prison after posting bond Monday morning.

Just what the Falcons franchise doesn’t need at this point; a player getting in trouble with the law.

Considering Jamaal Fudge (who?) is the backup for Milloy, Falcons fans won’t have to worry about their four-time Pro-Bowl safety being benched for next week’s game.