Strippers in Winnipeg, be on the look out.

Pacman is coming to town!

Adam “Pacman” Jones signed a one-year contract with the Winnipeg Blue Bombers of the Canadian Football League.

Boy, how the mighty (and dumb) have fallen.

From college standout to deciding between the CFL or the UFL.

Jones has nobody to blame except himself for not being in the NFL.

He had countless opportunities and continued to get in trouble on and off the field.

“It’ll be a good experience for me to get back in game shape and compete and play football, which I like to do,” said Jones. “I’m real happy for the opportunity that’s been given to me. Of course it’s disappointing to me to not be playing in the NFL. But things happen and you have to adjust.”

Good luck adjusting in Canada, eh.

Game is still over for “Pacman” in Dallas.

After reporting were floating around on the web that Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones was mulling a possible return for Adam “Pacman” Jones, a statement came out today from Cowboy land that was simple and to the point:

“I have no plans to bring Adam back.”

… for now is how that statement should have ended.

Trust me, I would like to believe Jerry Jones but he has a track record for making dumb roster moves, such as bringing in “Pacman” in the first place.

Let’s see who gets a contract first: “Pacman” or Mike Vick.

Game over, Pacman.

The Dallas Cowboys released Adam “Pacman” Jones on Wednesday after details emerged of an alleged shooting in Atlanta in 2007.

ESPN reporter John Barr contacted the NFL, the Dallas Cowboys and Jones’ attorneys about a piece that is scheduled to air on “Outside The Lines” on Sunday.

Three Atlanta-area men allege that Jones arranged for someone to shoot at them two months after the football player was suspended by NFL commissioner Roger Goodell in 2007 and four months after the “Make It Rain” incident at a Las Vegas strip club.

Three strikes (or in Pacman’s case, 11 strikes) and you’re out, Pacman.

If the information in the report is true, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell needs to stand by his word and drop the hammer on Jones and ban him for life.

Former West Virgina teammate and fellow NFL knucklehead Chris Henry was “surprised” by Adam “Pacman” Jones’ indefinite suspension by commissioner Roger Goodell.

“It was a surprise,” Henry said Wednesday after practice. “When I did talk to him, he just told me he didn’t think it would be anything, really. I don’t know. I guess the commissioner really ain’t putting up with anything, especially being in his situation and my situation.”

Were you not paying attention the first time when “Pacman” got suspended the entire season?

How did anyone NOT see this suspension coming a mile away.

Goodell has been waiting for the first opportunity to Jones to slip, and he’s waiting for you as well, Chris.

Except the Bengals wide receiver says don’t expect him to get in trouble anytime soon:

“I’m concentrating on football and off the field with my family every day, and that’s all I plan on doing,” Henry said. “He ain’t going to have any problems with Chris Henry.”

Riiiiiiight.

Game over, Pacman.

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell has dropped the hammer again on the troubled cornerback.

Goodell has suspended Pacman Jones for at least four games following an alcohol-related incident on Oct. 8 in a Dallas hotel room.

How this clown is still in the NFL is beyond me.

I’m all for a second chance, but Jones has proven time and time again that he’s not mature enough for the responsibilities that come with playing in the NFL.

Chris Henry, you’re next.