For all three Clippers fans out there, this story is for you.

And for the Knicks fans who were upset when Donnie Walsh traded Zach Randolph, the man knew what he was doing.

The Clipper forward was busted early Monday morning for a DUI after he was spotted weaving in his white Rolls Royce on the 405 freeway.

According to TMZ.com:

Cops say when they approached the car, they “noticed an odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from within the vehicle” and proceeded to perform some field tests on the 6′9,” 255 pound 27-year-old. Randolph failed those and was arrested for DUI.

I’m sure you’re thinking “DUI? Big deal. Athletes get bailed out of jail all the time.”

Unless you’re Randolph, who has a prior DUI arrest and is being held in jail without bail.

Let’s hope they have a TV in jail so Zach can watch his boys at Michigan State play tonight.